Crimes of the Heart
Sunday, June 3rd, 2007 • Filed under Robberies
Summer’s here and just like smog, pollutants and deadly invisible chemicals, love is in the air. Don’t believe me? Just take a glance at this robbery story. It makes me want to hug the nearest puppy.
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin (AP) — An amorous thief found out the hard way that robbing a woman isn’t the best way to capture her heart.
Two men robbed a U-Haul store around 3 p.m. Sunday, taking an unspecified amount of cash. But instead of fleeing, one man lingered and tried to strike up a conversation with the woman he had just robbed.
According to the story, the robber was trying to get the victim’s phone number. Oh you men…
He also asked the woman if she would go out with him. She suggested that he take a lovely stroll up his ass.
The story doesn’t say if the two men were arrested, what charges they face or if the robber got a chance to go on the date. I’m guessing, no.
opp says: June 4th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
helll yeah
Creeping Death says: June 4th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
He’s got some big balls to try that
phred says: June 7th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
u smell like poo
Alex says: June 10th, 2007 at 6:45 am
stupid thugs :-”
Kelsey :)) says: June 13th, 2007 at 11:58 am
HAHAA what a playaa (;
latter
Chevi C. says: June 20th, 2007 at 10:26 am
This might beat internet dating. At least you know what the person really looks like.
earthpalladin says: July 12th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
dude wtf?
Jen says: November 3rd, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Why is it always Wisconsin? It must be all the people here who keep Miller in business by drinking cases upon cases of their beer. I can’t understand why my fellow Wisconsinites are being so dumb.