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Do-si-Do’hs

January 16, 2008 @ 3:08 am · Filed under Robberies

It’s that time of year again. Girl Scout cookies! Millions of cute little brats are roaming the streets with their diabetes discs in one hand and their bag of loose change and cash in the other and you know what that means…Girl Scout cookie robberies!

According to the Associated Press, a girl stole another Girl Scout’s cookie money.

Don’t fret. The girl got caught because she filled out a cookie order with her name and address before she split with the cash on her bicycle. How much you want to bet she spelled her name wrong?

The unidentified girl denied stealing the money, even though they had her name and address and the Girl Scout identified her. The girl did order four boxes of Thin Mints.



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5 Comments »

  1. Nalgas Said,

    January 22, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

    she is really stuiped

  2. Allie Said,

    January 31, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

    not funny and not proven

  3. Rochelle Said,

    February 1, 2008 @ 11:23 pm

    You need to put a LOT more detail into your stories and if there’s not enough information to take up a good page, the story’s most likely boring, not true or both.

  4. Cody Said,

    February 5, 2008 @ 11:15 am

    hahaha … it might not be exact but you know that EXACT scenario is going to happen somewhere. Thin Mints included … fuck some thieves are idiots!

  5. Charles Said,

    February 5, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

    I take back my previous statement; she is the queen of stupid.

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