Dumb Criminals

Drill, Baby, Drill

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 • Filed under Robberies

Every bank robber in every movie based on every bank robbery story that ever existed at least took the time to plan ahead before the fuzz brought him down. That didn’t happen this time.

A bank robber drilled through the wrong wall, according to Stuff.co.nz.

He tried to drill into the vault through an adjoining building, but he didn’t do much planning ahead, which is like saying Amelia Earhart didn’t bring her compass before takeoff.

Instead, he ended up in the bank’s bathroom. That’s not entirely bad. Banks have been using money as toilet paper for a long time now.

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