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Ghost Of The Town

Monday, November 5th, 2012 • Filed under Robberies

Boo! Happy late Halloween. In honor of the already-passed holiday, allow me to introduce a criminal well past his prime.

A man in Chicago was feeling hungry, so he decided to rob a Subway franchise. Of course, the plan wasn’t complete without added complications. This one came in the form of a Halloween disguise—a ghost costume, to be exact. According to Huffington Post, he almost succeeded in holding up the restaurant, until another employee threw hot soup at him. I didn’t even know Subway offered that as a menu item, but thank goodness they do.

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