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	<title>Comments on: Guns Don&#8217;t Kill People, Staplers Do</title>
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	<description>We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week!</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: It's just life!</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/guns-dont-kill-people-staplers-do/comment-page-1/#comment-27070</link>
		<dc:creator>It's just life!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Of course we all know he would NEVER walk in there with a loaded stapler!!!

And just thank god there was none of those people in there that would have defended the guy 

""Oh he's got a stapler, he must be crazy... lets give him half the time and give him an ice cream cone""</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Of course we all know he would NEVER walk in there with a loaded stapler!!!</p>
<p>And just thank god there was none of those people in there that would have defended the guy </p>
<p>&#8220;&#8221;Oh he&#8217;s got a stapler, he must be crazy&#8230; lets give him half the time and give him an ice cream cone&#8221;"</p></div>
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		<title>By: Spencer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spencer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:42:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol i think this guy is possible the most retarded person ive ever heard of!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">lol i think this guy is possible the most retarded person ive ever heard of!!!</div>
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		<title>By: puff daddy</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/guns-dont-kill-people-staplers-do/comment-page-1/#comment-23468</link>
		<dc:creator>puff daddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i will never look at staplers the same again i cant see how can they name shops after a weapon!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">i will never look at staplers the same again i cant see how can they name shops after a weapon!!!!!</div>
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		<title>By: ladyllove</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/guns-dont-kill-people-staplers-do/comment-page-1/#comment-23457</link>
		<dc:creator>ladyllove</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow, what a way to get money. Staple all the pages of a BOOK to get money!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">wow, what a way to get money. Staple all the pages of a BOOK to get money!</div>
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is a lesson here kids.

Don't sell your gun for drugs! 

Do schools teach kids anything these days?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">There is a lesson here kids.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t sell your gun for drugs! </p>
<p>Do schools teach kids anything these days?</p></div>
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		<title>By: Iron Tigers</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/guns-dont-kill-people-staplers-do/comment-page-1/#comment-23414</link>
		<dc:creator>Iron Tigers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can't wait for that FPS, First Person Stapler</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Can&#8217;t wait for that FPS, First Person Stapler</div>
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