Dumb Criminals

Heist

Two brilliant criminal masterminds were attempting to break into a safe to get at whatever goodies might be hiding inside. After failing to pick the lock, they decided that they would blast it open with dynamite (they just happened to have some with them). Upon detonating the dynamite most of the room in which the safe was located was destroyed. The safe, however, stood fast. The brilliant gangsters then decided to shove the safe out of the window, as they were on the second floor, and this would surely break the safe open to expose it’s contents. This too, failed. Sherlock and Watson then decided to run a chain from the safe to the back of their pickup, and drag it away to someplace where they would have more time to dissect it. As they headed down the road at a rapid pace with their booty in tow, they came upon a traffic light, which turned red just as they were approaching the intersection. They had to stop quickly, and luckily, their pickup had good brakes. The safe, however, did not. It promptly rammed the rear of the truck, lifting the back off the ground and lodging it self underneath. This pretty well brought this little heist to a close.



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1 Comment »

  1. Fukuzawa Yuckichi Said,

    March 27, 2007 @ 3:20 pm

    This story lifted from “These are not my pants”

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