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Honey, I Incarcerated the Kids

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 • Filed under Robberies

Thank God for the mom I had growing up. She knew how to keep me in line. Sure I’m emotionally emasculated and I have an extreme fear of women and one of my ears is actually longer than the other. But I’m still a man, thanks Mom!

PRAGUE, Czech Republic (Ananova) — A Czech armed robber who targeted McDonald’s restaurants was grabbed by the ear and marched to the police station by his mum.

Katka Zahradnikova, 44, from Prague, recognised her 20-year-old son Michal on CCTV footage screened on the local version of Crimewatch.

That’s what he gets for interupting her stories.

Police said the man admitted he robbed the fast food places after the mother marched him down to the police station by his ear. She reportedly gave him his ear back after police took him into custody.

A police spokesman was quoted as saying, “We couldn’t have done it better ourselves.” That’ll do momma. That’ll do.

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