Honey, I Incarcerated the Kids
Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 • Filed under Robberies
Thank God for the mom I had growing up. She knew how to keep me in line. Sure I’m emotionally emasculated and I have an extreme fear of women and one of my ears is actually longer than the other. But I’m still a man, thanks Mom!
PRAGUE, Czech Republic (Ananova) — A Czech armed robber who targeted McDonald’s restaurants was grabbed by the ear and marched to the police station by his mum.
Katka Zahradnikova, 44, from Prague, recognised her 20-year-old son Michal on CCTV footage screened on the local version of Crimewatch.
That’s what he gets for interupting her stories.
Police said the man admitted he robbed the fast food places after the mother marched him down to the police station by his ear. She reportedly gave him his ear back after police took him into custody.
A police spokesman was quoted as saying, “We couldn’t have done it better ourselves.” That’ll do momma. That’ll do.

Sarah says: June 13th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
haha sounds like something my mom would do. oopsiee
carlos says: June 13th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
What a ***** fool.
maiden-of-mystery says: June 13th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Bad boy! You get no dessert for a month!
His Mom says: June 17th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
You dissapoint me go sit in the corner and think about what you did. And get that tone out of your voic- don’t you dare give me that look!
Alex says: June 19th, 2007 at 9:28 am
see parents?! this is what happens when your kid asks you to take them to McDonalds, and you say no.
bob says: July 17th, 2007 at 10:45 am
have u noticed how many stupid criminal stories involve mcdonalds? makes u wonder!
Jacob says: September 17th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
“have u noticed how many stupid criminal stories involve mcdonalds? makes u wonder!”
It’s gotta be in the food.
Mad Red Queen says: September 22nd, 2007 at 10:52 pm
…I wish more criminal’s mothers were like this ballsy broad.
RAWRBLAM says: October 5th, 2007 at 9:28 am
Whoa…
That’s pretty funny right there.
I would be laughing my … off if she smacked him!