Dumb Criminals

ID Stands for “Is Dumb”

Monday, September 22nd, 2008 • Filed under Robberies

Earlier this year, we reported on a story about a robber who tried to knock over a store and left his phone number with the clerk so he could give it to the manager and have him call him back to open the safe. Well, where ever that guy is, he can take comfort in knowing that someone finally topped him.

Another man left his driver’s license with the clerk, according to The Morning Call.

The guy enters the store and pulls out his ID so he can buy a pack of cigarettes. You can see where this is going. The guy is eventually going to get cancer.

The guy tries to rob the store but the clerk refuses to give him any money. I guess he had to check with his manager first.

So the guy flees the store, but forgets to keep his ID. The clerk gives the ID to police in the hopes the officers will return it to the guy at a later date.

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