Dumb Criminals

I’m Sorry, So Sorry…

August 22, 2007 @ 10:54 pm · Filed under Robberies

Say what you will about this guy who robbed a Subway and then got caught robbing the same Subway a week later: he’s sorry.

According to the Associated Press, a man in Conneticut robbed a Subway and apologized during the robbery, then returned to the same restaurant (or if that’s what you can call Subway…) a week later, robbed them and apologized and got caught by the fuzz.

The story said the man reportedly ordered the clerk to hand over the cash and then said, “Sorry I have to do this.” He returned, order the clerk to empty the register, said he was sorry and thanked the clerk as he left. If politeness was a crime, meet Al Capone.

Police caught the getaway car, pulled him over and took him into custody. How rude. Did he run out of thank you’s at the Subway?



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6 Comments »

  1. marge Said,

    August 27, 2007 @ 4:55 pm

    I wonder if you have spellcheck on your system. Connecticut is spelled incorrectly on your story about a robber in Conneticut.

  2. KillGuta07 Said,

    September 3, 2007 @ 2:05 am

    I think that man did that because he had a family and I think he can’t be classified as a bad guy :D

  3. Jacob Said,

    September 17, 2007 @ 2:46 pm

    Who really cares about spelling? Is that all you come to this website to do? I wouldn’t care if he spelled Connecticut scissors. It’s the stories that you’re supposed to read, not how he spelled them. Start your own website if you think it’s that important.

  4. Jen Said,

    November 3, 2007 @ 4:25 pm

    I care about spelling if the spelling is so horrible that the story doesn’t make any sense. That is why people gripe about spelling and grammar, THERE’S NO USE READING THE STORY IF THE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING RENDER IT UTTERLY UNREADABLE AND MAKE IT MAKE ABSOLUTELY NOT SENSE!!!! You can’t enjoy a story if you can’t even figure out what the writer is trying to say. Come on now, don’t give me that crap about no one cares about spelling stuff, and definitely don’t tell me to make my own website, I should be able to go on any website and read stories that make sense. Oh and if it’s supposed to say Conneticut and it says scissors, that would not make any sense and people would care and everyone would be like what the hell is this person talking about!?!? I don’t care if you did it a few times but if it is something really long and there were a million things spelled wrong then I would be totally annoyed. And how difficult is it to spell the states’ names right? It’s called spell check, and it’s on computers for a reason!!!

  5. FRED Said,

    November 9, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

    WHAT A BUNCH OF WHINEY BICH’S!!!!! oh shit i misspelled bitch now imma burn in HELL!!!! who the fuck cares if a few of the words are misspelled ya douche bags!!

  6. Natalie Said,

    April 16, 2008 @ 12:45 am

    Well Im REALY bad at spelling becuse I have dyslexcia (and yes I cant spell that as well) disgraphiya and for an added bonous ADHD! so its not fare cuz when I type I have to use such a limited vocabulary, plus I have such bad handwriting that I cant even read it! and typings hard cuz of my dyslexcia! lifes so crule! lol =)

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