Dumb Criminals

I’m Sorry, So Sorry…

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 • Filed under Robberies

Say what you will about this guy who robbed a Subway and then got caught robbing the same Subway a week later: he’s sorry.

According to the Associated Press, a man in Conneticut robbed a Subway and apologized during the robbery, then returned to the same restaurant (or if that’s what you can call Subway…) a week later, robbed them and apologized and got caught by the fuzz.

The story said the man reportedly ordered the clerk to hand over the cash and then said, “Sorry I have to do this.” He returned, order the clerk to empty the register, said he was sorry and thanked the clerk as he left. If politeness was a crime, meet Al Capone.

Police caught the getaway car, pulled him over and took him into custody. How rude. Did he run out of thank you’s at the Subway?

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  • marge says: August 27th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    I wonder if you have spellcheck on your system. Connecticut is spelled incorrectly on your story about a robber in Conneticut.

  • KillGuta07 says: September 3rd, 2007 at 2:05 am

    I think that man did that because he had a family and I think he can’t be classified as a bad guy :D

  • FRED says: November 9th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    WHAT A BUNCH OF WHINEY BICH’S!!!!! oh **** i misspelled ***** now imma burn in HELL!!!! who the **** cares if a few of the words are misspelled ya douche bags!!

  • Natalie says: April 16th, 2008 at 12:45 am

    Well Im REALY bad at spelling becuse I have dyslexcia (and yes I cant spell that as well) disgraphiya and for an added bonous ADHD! so its not fare cuz when I type I have to use such a limited vocabulary, plus I have such bad handwriting that I cant even read it! and typings hard cuz of my dyslexcia! lifes so crule! lol =)

  • Charles says: October 29th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Stop bitching about spelling mistakes/typos. The guy who made the Dumb Network makes a lot of those.

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