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I’m Sorry, So Sorry…

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 • Filed under Robberies

Say what you will about this guy who robbed a Subway and then got caught robbing the same Subway a week later: he’s sorry.

According to the Associated Press, a man in Conneticut robbed a Subway and apologized during the robbery, then returned to the same restaurant (or if that’s what you can call Subway…) a week later, robbed them and apologized and got caught by the fuzz.

The story said the man reportedly ordered the clerk to hand over the cash and then said, “Sorry I have to do this.” He returned, order the clerk to empty the register, said he was sorry and thanked the clerk as he left. If politeness was a crime, meet Al Capone.

Police caught the getaway car, pulled him over and took him into custody. How rude. Did he run out of thank you’s at the Subway?

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  • marge says: August 27th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    I wonder if you have spellcheck on your system. Connecticut is spelled incorrectly on your story about a robber in Conneticut.

  • KillGuta07 says: September 3rd, 2007 at 2:05 am

    I think that man did that because he had a family and I think he can’t be classified as a bad guy :D

  • Jacob says: September 17th, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    Who really cares about spelling? Is that all you come to this website to do? I wouldn’t care if he spelled Connecticut scissors. It’s the stories that you’re supposed to read, not how he spelled them. Start your own website if you think it’s that important.

  • Jen says: November 3rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    I care about spelling if the spelling is so horrible that the story doesn’t make any sense. That is why people gripe about spelling and grammar, THERE’S NO USE READING THE STORY IF THE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING RENDER IT UTTERLY UNREADABLE AND MAKE IT MAKE ABSOLUTELY NOT SENSE!!!! You can’t enjoy a story if you can’t even figure out what the writer is trying to say. Come on now, don’t give me that crap about no one cares about spelling stuff, and definitely don’t tell me to make my own website, I should be able to go on any website and read stories that make sense. Oh and if it’s supposed to say Conneticut and it says scissors, that would not make any sense and people would care and everyone would be like what the hell is this person talking about!?!? I don’t care if you did it a few times but if it is something really long and there were a million things spelled wrong then I would be totally annoyed. And how difficult is it to spell the states’ names right? It’s called spell check, and it’s on computers for a reason!!!

  • FRED says: November 9th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    WHAT A BUNCH OF WHINEY BICH’S!!!!! oh shit i misspelled bitch now imma burn in HELL!!!! who the fuck cares if a few of the words are misspelled ya douche bags!!

  • Natalie says: April 16th, 2008 at 12:45 am

    Well Im REALY bad at spelling becuse I have dyslexcia (and yes I cant spell that as well) disgraphiya and for an added bonous ADHD! so its not fare cuz when I type I have to use such a limited vocabulary, plus I have such bad handwriting that I cant even read it! and typings hard cuz of my dyslexcia! lifes so crule! lol =)

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