Dumb Criminals

Just Say No to Hugs

There’s are only three questions I could ask about this man. What drugs was this guy on? How many drugs had he been taking? Which orifice did he used to injest said drugs into his body?

According to the Washington Post, a man in Washington D.C. crashed his way into a barbecue, put a gun to someone’s head and demanded money. When he realized he might have been at the wrong house, he asked if he could have a hug.

Here’s the weird part. He got the hug, four times including a group hug. I’ve got five people in my family and I don’t get that many hugs when I ask for one.

Police are still considering it a robbery. Fortunately, the man got away without injuring anyone. Unfortunately, the hugs have not yet been recovered.

He also got away with a glass of wine, which police recovered in the alleyway. The broken wine glass, not the wine, stupid.



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2 Comments »

  1. Jeff Said,

    July 17, 2007 @ 4:51 pm

    I heard this story on the radio and it was a 14 year old girl he held up :S
  2. Dan Said,

    July 19, 2007 @ 12:59 am

    I saw this story on CNN, and this is a terrible description of the story, at best. If you want to see the real story as told by one of the victims, go to http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/07/15/verjee.dc.apology.CNN

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