Dumb Criminals

Just Slept Through My Alarm…

Monday, December 5th, 2011 • Filed under Robberies

Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea. Unless, of course, you’re a mattress tester. Does that career even exist? “Rise and shine, ma’am. Your shift’s over, you can go home now.” “Aww…” Uh, sign me up.

It’s even worse when your job isn’t, err, a typical source of income. A man in Palm Beach fell asleep in the middle of robbing a woman’s house…in the middle of stealing alcohol, medication, cash, and her flat-screen TV. According to New Times, when the cops arrived, he explained that he really meant to rob his ex-girlfriend’s house. Okay, yeah, that makes it better.

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