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Sunday, February 4th, 2007 • Filed under Robberies

Kids and crime, what a horrid thought. The very idea that children are wandering the streets guns in tow trolling for victims makes the bile rise in my digestive system. So imagine how gassy I felt when I read this…

LARGO, Fla. (Ananova.com) — Police in Florida are looking for a little girl, aged about seven, who tried to steal Lego at knife-point.

The girl pulled a knife on a cashier at a Wal-Mart store in Largo as she tried to walk out with two boxes of Lego.

Police say the girl, aged about seven or eight, hid the toys under her coat and tried to walk out, reports Tampabays10.com.

A 7-year-old holding people for Legos? Was she also planning on building her own getaway car with them?

The store employee approached the girl and the girl pulled a carving knife on him. She also pulled out an extention cord and asked the employee to plug the knife in so she could properly threaten him.

The good news is the employee managed to talk the girl into putting down the knife and the Legos and she fled the scene on a bicycle. Police warned citizens that if they see this, they should be wary since they believe she is armed and precocious.

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  • T-Mac says: February 15th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    THIS WAS THE GAYEST STORY EVER!!!

  • A-C says: February 27th, 2007 at 5:46 pm

    LMAO

  • Jon says: March 6th, 2007 at 11:37 am

    I would have paid BIG money to see that happen. One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard!

  • justin says: March 7th, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    well if she was 10 years older she could have used her females powers to talk the employee into plugging it in.

    and “T-mac” what made this story a homosexual?

  • what says: March 18th, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    i DID THAT ONCE AND IT DIDNT WORK BUT I WAS 80 AT THE TIME NOW I AM 90 BUT I AM TOO OLD TO TRY THAT ANYMORE

  • nicole says: March 22nd, 2007 at 10:42 am

    Hell i was there it was the scariest thing i have ever seen hell she wasnt kidding

  • Will says: May 10th, 2007 at 1:32 am

    i wonder, was she one of those kids they thought would be a ‘genius’? “Hey bitch, gimme the legos or ill cut you real good like my momma did the thanksgivin’ turkey!” how foolish. and desperatly pathetic.

  • Mad Red Queen says: September 22nd, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    I guess she had Lego- MAAANNIIIIIAAA!! …. O.K, lame, but I couldn’t help it.

  • J.T. says: June 13th, 2008 at 11:09 am

    I think it’s sad that little kids see the movies and think this stuff is okay. If people paid a little attention to their kids this stuff wouldn’t happen.

  • samus aran says: May 25th, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    how did an EIGHT YEAR OLD get a CARVING KNIFE!?! and where did she get the idea to rob a store for legos? I wonder if she has tons of legos at home. probably does.

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