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Oh Poopie

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 • Filed under Robberies

Ummmm, ew. EW. EWWWWWWWWW. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. (barfing) (more barfing) EWWWWWWWW. That’s gross. (barfing out of mouth and nostrils)

ROMANIA (Ananova) — A Romanian robber was caught after he fell into a cesspit beneath an outside toilet while being chased by police.

Police were pursuing the 30-year-old, from Moara Vlasiei village, Ilfov county, after he allegedly robbed a teenage girl.

He fell in the cesspit. I guess that means he didn’t have such a clean getaway. Heh, looks like he didn’t come out of this smelling like a rose. Sounds like I’ve run out of new ideas for jokes on this blog. Hey wait…

The man tried to evade police by jumping over fences and then hiding in a toilet, but someone with the midnight run found him and he took off again. That’s when the floor gave way sending him into the cesspit. He almost got away because police had an argument over which squad car would ride in.

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  • WOW says: March 2nd, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    this was prety gross. did u hear about the guy in grants pass oregon who hid in a std chamber ( porta potty) and watched people take craps and pisses…GROOSSSS

  • justin says: March 6th, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    so what state did this take place in because different states have different and irritating insects in their outhouses

  • Dumb says: March 13th, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    that is so stupid

  • Amanda says: March 19th, 2007 at 8:18 am

    this has to be the most stupidest person ever

  • Aaron says: March 20th, 2007 at 8:41 am

    if I was him i wouldn’t be hiding in the toilet i would have ran into a forest and his there i would rather hide in a sewage drain thatn a toilet ..

  • Will says: May 10th, 2007 at 1:05 am

    To amanda. you said, and i quote, “The most stupidest”. that implies you may have the same I.Q. as this guy… to the guy who fell into the hole, did it really “taste like ****”?

  • Ruri says: April 29th, 2009 at 8:46 am

    There needs to be a law against hiding in cesspits!
    Seriously, dude. That’s just gross.

  • samus aran says: May 25th, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    I hope no one had diarria and used the bathroom in there.

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