Dumb Criminals

One is the Lonely Number

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 • Filed under Other, Robberies

No one should commit a crime or attempt to break the law for their personal gain. But people also shouldn’t sell themselves short. Dr. Phil taught me that.

The Ledger-Enquirer reported robbers knocked off a guy at a Wendy’s for one dollar.

You read that right. That was no typo. Believe me, I know what a typo looks like. I’ve made a lot of them.

Two guys approached the man in the parking lot and demanded money. The guy handed over his wallet that only contained a dollar and the two took off. Police immediately conducted a canvas of local 99 cent stores for “binge spenders.”

The man wasn’t hurt, but the robbers should have suspected they wouldn’t get much. Robbing a guy who eats at Wendy’s is like kicking a puppy with no legs.

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