Dumb Criminals

Positive ID

Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Robberies

As a woman exited her local convenience store, her pursed was snatched by a fleeting man. The clerk promptly called 911 and the woman gave a detailed description of the suspect. Within minutes, the police apprehended the alleged snatcher. They took him back to the store and told him to stand there for a positive ID. The man did as was told and said: “Yes officer, that’s the woman I stole the purse from.”

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