Dumb Criminals

Release the Squeegee of Fury!

March 16, 2006 @ 8:40 pm · Filed under Robberies

What happens when an evil, uncaring criminal threatens a humble convenience store clerk store with a knife and the clerk only has a window squeegee to defend himself? The criminal gets the holy living crap beaten out of him, and the clerk makes “Employee of the Month.”

BOISE (The Idaho Statesman) — Boise police charged Tyson Morgan, 18, Wednesday with robbery after a clerk reportedly thwarted his attempt to rob a 7-11 store at Ustick and Maple Grove.

According to police, the clerk chased the would-be robber out of the store at with a long-handled squeegee.

At about 8:10 p.m. Wednesday, Morgan allegedly entered the store wearing a mask and brandishing a large knife.

Morgan reportedly demanded money from the clerk, who refused to give it to him. The clerk then chased the robber from the store with a long-handled squeegee, according to police reports.

The criminal entered the store and threatened the clerk, who wasn’t supposed to be there today, with a knife. The quick-thinking clerk grabbed his super long window squeegee, knocked the knife out of the crook’s hand, walked him to the back of the store and detained him until police arrived. It’s a good thing he didn’t do that bong hit before work that day.

Morgan is being held in the county jail in their “wussy criminal” holding cell along with the robber who held up a bank with a half eaten chicken wing, and the mugger who held up a Girl Scout for her supply of thin mints.



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6 Comments »

  1. Net_Srfr Said,

    March 20, 2006 @ 6:16 pm

    I seriously used to be this guys roomate, until about two weeks before this happened. He’s actually a great guy, and couldn’t really hurt anyone if he tried. Theres his flaw, the clerk knew him from school! Oh well either way he definently deserves to be here on dumbcriminals.com Hey Tyson don’t forget you still owe me a copy of Pink Floyd - The Wall

  2. elephantinmycoffee.com » You gotta love it Said,

    April 2, 2006 @ 8:52 am

    [...] You gotta love it by Deb on Sunday 2 April 2006 at 6:51 am Filed under Funny Stuff Shocked burglar arrested by sumo wrestlers A Japanese burglar who thought he was lucky to find an unlocked door was shocked to be arrested by 20 massive sumo wrestlers who were staying at the building. ……. First I was caught by a massive man. When the lights turned on, I was surrounded by more than a dozen sumo wrestlers. I was surprised,” Kawabata told police, as quoted by Jiji Press. Also see: Dumb Criminals [...]

  3. Kicks_06 Said,

    May 21, 2006 @ 8:32 pm

    All right, this guy is someone that I knew from school, he was a good friend that droped of high school. Tyson we are going to send you a soap ona a rope, that way you cant drop the lquid soap. Also you owe me 20 bucks. Have fun stupid, you should be on this site.

  4. Christoph Said,

    December 22, 2006 @ 8:02 am

    There have been several stories to this alleged crime. Witnesses later claimed that Morgan was hit in the head with a baseball bat by several people attempting to assist the clerk. Either way, I don’t want to think about how bad those cigarettes must taste in jail!

  5. Lanie Said,

    November 16, 2008 @ 2:58 am

    WOW… hate to say i dated this guy like two weeks before this happened….what a dumb thing to do…I dumped him thank god.. and now am so much better off…saw him today though while i was at work at winco…thank god he didnt try rob me. :-) PS…Tyson you still owe me a banana chair..

  6. Lanie Said,

    November 16, 2008 @ 3:05 am

    And the part about the bat….kinda true….Tyson did leave the store from what the news said and then two males seeing him running from 7-11 nocked him to ground and he was then detained and taken in.

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