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	<title>Comments on: Release the Squeegee of Fury!</title>
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		<title>By: Lanie</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/release-the-squeegee-of-fury/comment-page-1/#comment-35758</link>
		<dc:creator>Lanie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And the part about the bat....kinda true....Tyson did leave the store from what the news said and then two males seeing him running from 7-11 nocked him to ground and he was then detained and taken in.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">And the part about the bat&#8230;.kinda true&#8230;.Tyson did leave the store from what the news said and then two males seeing him running from 7-11 nocked him to ground and he was then detained and taken in.</div>
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		<title>By: Lanie</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/release-the-squeegee-of-fury/comment-page-1/#comment-35757</link>
		<dc:creator>Lanie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WOW... hate to say i dated this guy like two weeks before this happened....what a dumb thing to do...I dumped him thank god.. and now am so much better off...saw him today though while i was at work at winco...thank god he didnt try rob me. :-) PS...Tyson you still owe me a banana chair..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">WOW&#8230; hate to say i dated this guy like two weeks before this happened&#8230;.what a dumb thing to do&#8230;I dumped him thank god.. and now am so much better off&#8230;saw him today though while i was at work at winco&#8230;thank god he didnt try rob me. <img src='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> PS&#8230;Tyson you still owe me a banana chair..</div>
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		<title>By: Christoph</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christoph</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 13:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There have been several stories to this alleged crime.  Witnesses later claimed that Morgan was hit in the head with a baseball bat by several people attempting to assist the clerk.  Either way, I don't want to think about how bad those cigarettes must taste in jail!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">There have been several stories to this alleged crime.  Witnesses later claimed that Morgan was hit in the head with a baseball bat by several people attempting to assist the clerk.  Either way, I don&#8217;t want to think about how bad those cigarettes must taste in jail!</div>
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		<title>By: Kicks_06</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kicks_06</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2006 01:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All right, this guy is someone that I knew from school, he was a good friend that droped of high school. Tyson we are going to send you a soap ona a rope, that way you cant drop the lquid soap. Also you owe me 20 bucks. Have fun stupid, you should be on this site.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">All right, this guy is someone that I knew from school, he was a good friend that droped of high school. Tyson we are going to send you a soap ona a rope, that way you cant drop the lquid soap. Also you owe me 20 bucks. Have fun stupid, you should be on this site.</div>
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		<title>By: elephantinmycoffee.com &#187; You gotta love it</title>
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		<dc:creator>elephantinmycoffee.com &#187; You gotta love it</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Apr 2006 13:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] You gotta love it by Deb on Sunday 2 April 2006 at 6:51 am Filed under Funny Stuff  Shocked burglar arrested by sumo wrestlers A Japanese burglar who thought he was lucky to find an unlocked door was shocked to be arrested by 20 massive sumo wrestlers who were staying at the building. &#8230;&#8230;. First I was caught by a massive man. When the lights turned on, I was surrounded by more than a dozen sumo wrestlers. I was surprised,&#8221; Kawabata told police, as quoted by Jiji Press.  Also see: Dumb Criminals [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">[...] You gotta love it by Deb on Sunday 2 April 2006 at 6:51 am Filed under Funny Stuff  Shocked burglar arrested by sumo wrestlers A Japanese burglar who thought he was lucky to find an unlocked door was shocked to be arrested by 20 massive sumo wrestlers who were staying at the building. &#8230;&#8230;. First I was caught by a massive man. When the lights turned on, I was surrounded by more than a dozen sumo wrestlers. I was surprised,&#8221; Kawabata told police, as quoted by Jiji Press.  Also see: Dumb Criminals [...]</div>
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		<title>By: Net_Srfr</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/release-the-squeegee-of-fury/comment-page-1/#comment-69</link>
		<dc:creator>Net_Srfr</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 23:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I seriously used to be this guys roomate, until about two weeks before this happened. He's actually a great guy, and couldn't really hurt anyone if he tried. Theres his flaw, the clerk knew him from school! Oh well either way he definently deserves to be here on dumbcriminals.com Hey Tyson don't forget you still owe me a copy of Pink Floyd - The Wall</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">I seriously used to be this guys roomate, until about two weeks before this happened. He&#8217;s actually a great guy, and couldn&#8217;t really hurt anyone if he tried. Theres his flaw, the clerk knew him from school! Oh well either way he definently deserves to be here on dumbcriminals.com Hey Tyson don&#8217;t forget you still owe me a copy of Pink Floyd - The Wall</div>
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