Dumb Criminals

Rested and Arrested

ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #409: Sleep is important. It provides you the energy you need to start your day off right. It gives your immune system time to fight off infections. More importantly, it helps you focus and think clearly.

According to the AFP, a Turkish man was caught breaking into a bank after he fell asleep in front of the ATM.

The suspect broke into the bank and tried to break into the ATM machine, but it so tuckered him out that he fell asleep at the wheel. Something tells me no one was behind the wheel to begin with.

A janitor found the man nearly two hours later and called police who arrived just before he woke up. He reportedly told police he didn’t want to go to school today.

He is still in custody where he is filming a Vivarin commercial.



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2 Comments »

  1. Mad Red Queen Said,

    September 24, 2007 @ 9:23 am

    Remindes me of that one guy Rowan Atkinson plays in “Rat Race”. Seriously, this guy could have done with a partner in crime; he nods off, his buddy looks menacing and shakes him the hell awake from time-to-time.
  2. thunderbird Said,

    October 28, 2007 @ 9:53 pm

    I have heard of cases where some crook breaks into a house then falls asleep and gets cuaght

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