Dumb Criminals

Serving His Time…Of the Month

Friday, October 16th, 2015 • Filed under Robberies

It’s halfway into Halloween month, meaning people lacking astute foresight are scrambling to contrive a fake identity when all the good ones have already been taken. After nearly a day of brainstorming, my friend was finally inspired to dress as Wine Wednesday: Wednesday Addams holding a wine bottle.

The worst disguise, however, was employed by a man in California breaking into a Battery Mart. Although he was able to make an escape with a decent amount of merchandise, his face was more or less captured on the store’s security camera. According to Huffington Post, he had taped a maxi pad over his eyes in order to conceal his identity. That’s when you know you’re too much of a pussy to commit a crime properly.

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