Comments on: Squirt First, Ask Questions Later

By: mm

mm — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 14:44:13 +0000

you fools jack tomspon allways does that
if i ever see him in person ill get him
and he wont know it was me
MUAHAHAHa

By: John Ingalls

John Ingalls — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:28:28 +0000

The stupid part of this whole caper is the fact that our fearless lawmen take the time, money, and effort to arrest two kids for pulling a prank. With all the jerks on our police forces these days, the kids are lucky they didn’t get shot as that seems to be the way all police deal with criminals these days. Unfortunately they often shoot and kill the innocent, and get away with it…

By: extremegtafan

extremegtafan — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:44:26 +0000

Wait a second… there’s no water guns OR tape in GTA!

By: extremegtafan

extremegtafan — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:42:23 +0000

You were being sarcastic, weren’t you?

By: Jack Thompson

Jack Thompson — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:44:57 +0000

These kids obviously emulated Grand Theft Auto IV in order to commit the robbery!

By: John Witmaker

John Witmaker — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:08:11 +0000

I think they should kill themselves!!!

By: Hadyn the unwise one

Hadyn the unwise one — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 00:12:23 +0000

they could at least use a knife or something

By: Annoyed Gamer

Annoyed Gamer — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 21:10:28 +0000

I don’t understand why people target games saying games are to blame. Did robbery start when games did? I don’t think so, so why is it that games are blamed?

By: Mullet Man

Mullet Man — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 23:47:45 +0000

Lets not. Because thats a stupid idea that can’t possibly resolve anything.

By: Chevi C.

Chevi C. — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:23:47 +0000

Lets blame video games and television for this one. This is most likely where they got the robbery idea.

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:23:21 +0000

I can just imagine the conversation the robbers had before trying to hold up the store;
“Hey, wanna go rob a store?”
“Sure!”
“Bummer, we don’t have any guns!”
“Lets use water guns!”
“Yeah! And fill them with like some acid or something?”
“Naw! Lets just use some black tape and never use them! People’ll fall for it!”

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 02:22:36 +0000

i think the store clerk is the stupid one in this story…i really do how the **** do you think a watergun covered with tape is real this country is ******* stupid those kids need a kick in the teeth for not using a actual gun or at least something close to it

By: maiden-of-mystery

maiden-of-mystery — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:25:19 +0000

Boy, they sure do start out young, don’t they?

By: Austin Miller

Austin Miller — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:28:36 +0000

ever heard of bb guns dumbass? **** even a paintball gun would work better

By: opp

opp — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:11:02 +0000

WTF you could at least spraypaint it black or somethin