Dumb Criminals

Subpoenas Reveal All

Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Robberies

A masked bandit went into a gas station intending to rob it. Not wanting reveal his voice, he wrote a note to a cashier demanding all the money. As the man had a gun, the cashier had no choice. When the suspect left, the cashier looked on the back of the paper. It was the man’s subpoena; it contained his name, address, and phone number.

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