Dumb Criminals

Take Your Kid To “Work”

Friday, January 20th, 2012 • Filed under Robberies

A lot of kids are expected to follow in their parents’ footsteps. Think Michael Bluth, Frodo Baggins, and Jesus. This is acceptable in our society…unless the parent is an idiot, a criminal, or a member of the Jersey Shore cast.

Worse than that, though, are the parents who bring their kids into a life of crime. And sadly, we’re not talking mafia. According to the Chicago-Sun Times, a woman and her boyfriend decided to go on a bank-robbing date….bringing their 5 year old son along. He stayed in the car seat while his parents demanded money, armed with a butcher knife and an identity-concealing bandana. Both were arrested, as this is the second time they’ve allowed a child to 3rd-wheel…

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