The Pen Isn’t Always Mightier than the Sword
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 • Filed under Robberies
On the one hand, we’re glad the robber in this not-so-super caper didn’t have an actual gun. On the other hand, we’re glad the robber didn’t try to make his victim pass out by making him sniff the Marks-a-Lot she pretended to use as a gun because that stuff can give you a mean whiffer headache. We’re not kidding.
According to the Associated Press, a would-be robber in Tennessee unsuccessfully tried to pass off a marker as a gun.
She attempted to fake the marker’s obvious defensive capabilities by sticking it in her pocket and claiming it was a gun. Hey, it’s Tennessee. I wouldn’t assume it wasn’t anything but a gun.
The problem is the store she was robbing didn’t have any money. Robbing a store with no money is like invading France for their oil reserves.
She dropped the marker and fled the scene and the store clerk had time to write down her license plate number. The clerk probably used the gun marker.
Stupid Criminals says: January 11th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
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Shamara says: January 14th, 2008 at 8:13 am
That was stupid of her…………..
the clerk should’ve got her seeing how she was so stupid and SLO!
I wonder if some to-be-robbers ever think about the possible outcome of an UNSUCCESSFUL robberies. ANYWAYS this is a wonderful wedsite to laugh from!!