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Monday, October 9th, 2006 • Filed under Robberies, Theft
ANOTHER ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #3587: If you have to wear a disguse, make sure it’s not one that would make a college stoner laugh for two straight days or until he died of hyperventilation.
SPRING CITY, Tenn. (WTVC News Channel 9) — Cameras at the Big Apple Market in Spring City, Tennessee catch a pair of criminals as they make a brief getaway with a 200 pound safe, and a few cartons of cigarettes last week.
But police say Donnie Caraway and Ronald “Toucan” Watkins are busted in their tightey-whiteys.
“He wore his son’s underwear on his head, and a pair of his socks,” says police Chief Jason Yuhas as he holds back a laugh.
He used underwear as a disguise. There’s not a thing I could write that could top that.
Come to think of it, I just gave myself the night off. Peace out, y’all.
Mad Red Queen says: September 25th, 2007 at 8:40 am
“Toucan”? Did HE name himself that, or did the talking bird on the box of Froot Loops talk him into it in the middle of a joint or his 33rd beer bottle? :S