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Monday, May 14th, 2007 • Filed under Robberies
Some stories absolutely defy description. Now just imagine what my job is like and pity me.
INWOOD, W.V. (AP) — A thief covered his face with a pair of women’s blue underwear and used a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter in a botched robbery of a convenience store, police said.
“I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried,” State Police Sgt. T.C. Kearns told The Journal in Martinsburg.
So what exactly happened you ask? Well, when you tell someone that someone tried to rob someone else with a pair of panties on their head, you would think that’s the whole story. No, my friend, there’s more story. Hold on to your pasties.
First off, the man he was trying to rob laughed at him. That’s right, laughed at him right in his face. That’s a natural reaction when seeing a man with a fake gun and a pair of panties on his head. Either laughing offering him a tasteful blouse that matches it.
The store clerk then refused to give him money, so the robber fled the scene in his vehicle. Police caught up to him and found out the gun was just a lighter. I hope it wasn’t loaded.
rascallmunchowsen says: May 15th, 2007 at 10:37 am
i would use a real gun if i was gonna rob somewhere..panties or not
flavaflave says: June 1st, 2007 at 11:29 am
I hope it wasnt thong
shakira says: June 1st, 2007 at 11:31 am
i want to meet this guy…he sounds
sexii. He should have used a bra to! darn..
earthpalladin says: July 12th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
i’m guessing it’s a hillbilly thing.
Jen says: November 3rd, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Well if he’d have used a bra that was big enough the cups would have covered his face better than panties unless they were a big giant pair of granny panties. Oh and I really hope they were clean, too.