You Can’t Spell “Stupid Robber” Without I-R-S
It’s tax time and we understand how frustrating they can be. They can cause a lot of stress, high blood pressure and even brief absences of mind. They are, for all intensive purposes, very “taxing.” Yes, I am a professional writer. Do not attempt this at home.
According to the AP, a robber in Iowa robbed a convenience store and left his W-2 form at the scene.
For those of you who don’t pay taxes, don’t work or are Republican, W-2 forms are those little pieces of paper you get every year about your income that contains every piece of personal information the IRS has on you, including that time you climaxed after five seconds of sex with your prom date.
He took off his hat and coat during the robbery. The bad news is he left the W-2 in his jacket. The good news is he can write the jacket off as a tax deduction.
Police have identified the robber, but have not apprehended him yet. Police are asking residents to be on the lookout for a man in a dunce cap who walks around screaming “Du’h! Du’h! I like muffins! DERRRRRRRRRRR!”
John Q English Said,
March 20, 2008 @ 3:53 am
Not to nitpickm but shouldn’t you have written “for all intents and purposes”?
RE: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/for_all_intents_and_purposes
Tammy Said,
March 25, 2008 @ 6:49 pm
omg this guy is so stupid. i thought i was stupid but this guy overpowers me by a mile
veronica Said,
March 26, 2008 @ 9:04 am
how was this funny????????
Anon Said,
March 28, 2008 @ 7:41 am
Even though Funny is a goal, i beleave this is to report Dumb criminals.
oh, and i have never received a W-2 for… omity the faact that im 15 that woulkd be rather shocking.
Bullfrog Said,
March 28, 2008 @ 10:47 am
once again DEtard