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Sunday, April 29th, 2012 • Filed under Corrupt Cops, Scams

Sometimes I wonder how people get the jobs they got. Like, who writes their 9th grade essay about a fulfilling future of organizing produce at Wal-Mart? Or showing people around a mattress store, trying to convince customers that every uniform rectangle of the same cotton is distinctly different? Hey, I guess someone has to do it…

If all else fails, you can always grow up and just pretend to have a worthwhile career. Like these two men in Texas, who were caught trying to imitate policemen. The first pulled over a woman who coincidentally already knew he was, leading to his arrest. Other than that….it might have worked out, had he not been rocking a faux-hawk and blue eyeliner. According to Houston Press, the next impersonator hadn’t even reached voting age yet, and was therefore toting around an Airsoft gun in place of the real thing. Right, we got a badass over here.

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