Dumb Criminals

Let’s Get the Bleep Outta Here

Wednesday, June 11th, 2014 • Filed under Scams

In conjunction with the last post: what would you do for free food? Some people even go to parties, family reunions, and other social gatherings for that kind of stuff. I shudder at the thought, and would much rather order a year’s worth of pizza delivered to somewhere inside my WiFi router radius.

A man was convicted for ripping off restaurants from Florida to Virginia after failing in his most recent scam. His ploy involved dining at expensive restaurants, and then faking seizures a bit after the check arrived. According to HP, his last “medical emergency” was deemed a ruse after he flicked off the waitress at the start of the alleged seizure. Furthermore, his rap sheet included 90 arrests. No more fancy seizure salads for this actor.

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