Dumb Criminals

But First, Let Me Commit a Crime

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2014 • Filed under Shop Lifting

My best friend works in retail, therefore possessing no shortage of patronage horror stories. At one point, two college students tried to get freaky in the dressing room. Nearly once a week, cops have to be called in to arrest a privileged white girl who can totally afford a $20 flower crown yet chooses not to.

Here, a woman combines trashy with extremely trashy. A young woman in Illinois shoplifted from a local boutique, and posted pictures of the stolen merchandise.  According to Huffington Post, the incriminating photo was a selfie in a leopard print dress, which she posted on Facebook, eventually drawing attention from the law. Rawr?

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