Dumb Criminals

Not Quite Piper’s Enterprise

Sunday, June 28th, 2015 • Filed under Shop Lifting

Can you guys get behind buying stuff in bulk? Do the enormous boxes of twelve different varieties of frozen waffles speak to you from inside the foggy freezer door? Does an eight gallon bottle of salsa hanging precariously off the edge of a shelf appeal to you as it might appeal to an exceptionally litigious individual? If so, then this dumb crime is for you.

A young Georgia woman decided to shoplift from a Wal-Mart, but was arrested on felony charges. How can this be? The value of the stolen goods totaled to $749.95 – the price of 131 pairs of underwear. According to Huffington Post, she managed this by cramming the panties into a purse, a handbag, and a shopping bag. She then proceeded to grow angry when her Facebook friends tagged in her in stories related to the crime. Talk about being caught with your pants down.

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