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Pounding Your Meat?

Sunday, December 11th, 2011 • Filed under Shop Lifting

So, it’s been made understood that men only want one thing. A nice, red, juicy….steak. And some will stop at nothing to get one.

In attempt to conjure up a romantic dinner for him and his lucky (er, not) lady, a man in Florida shoplifted four steaks and a couple candles. But being the utter genius most people featured on this site usually are, he hid them in…his…pants. According to Huffington Post, he tried to run away after being caught by an employee. Just one more reason to go vegan….

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