Dumb Criminals

“You Can Go, But Be Back Soon”

Sunday, October 23rd, 2011 • Filed under Shop Lifting

Smartphowned, while rather inappropriate and repetitive, is a website that may possibly save my life by means of comic relief. “It takes an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone <3” “….once my mom forgot me in a parking lot.”

I think we all have a childhood story similar to that…but probably not one as interesting as this. According to AOL, a young couple in Kentucky was shoplifting a Wal-Mart, taking make-up, a cell phone, and a tablet computer. Once they’d been confronted, the two fled the store…leaving their 3 year old and 18 month old behind for at least an hour. They were eventually caught and charged with 4 offenses. (Meaning the parents, not the children.)

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