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	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: JoeT.</title>
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		<dc:creator>JoeT.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Mexican Cheese is good!!! I can't say I haven't smuggled cheese.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Hey Mexican Cheese is good!!! I can&#8217;t say I haven&#8217;t smuggled cheese.</div>
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		<title>By: J.T.</title>
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		<dc:creator>J.T.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why would somebody smuggle cheese?!</description>
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		<title>By: T-Ckraz-E</title>
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		<dc:creator>T-Ckraz-E</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow...dumbass people in the world unless he had some ganja hidden in all that cheese!!then hes one of my homies....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">wow&#8230;dumbass people in the world unless he had some ganja hidden in all that cheese!!then hes one of my homies&#8230;.</div>
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		<title>By: Raclette</title>
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		<dc:creator>Raclette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Was it Swiss Cheese? All the holes would be good for stashing things into for smuggling.

Too bad he wasn't coming in to California. His response could have been "It's the Cheese." 

:)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Was it Swiss Cheese? All the holes would be good for stashing things into for smuggling.</p>
<p>Too bad he wasn&#8217;t coming in to California. His response could have been &#8220;It&#8217;s the Cheese.&#8221; </p>
<p> <img src='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
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		<title>By: Cory</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 10:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did they check to see if the cheese contained the drugs?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Did they check to see if the cheese contained the drugs?</div>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ROFLMAO CHEESE lol i don't blame him who doesn't like cheese who shouldve brought cookies lol jk</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">ROFLMAO CHEESE lol i don&#8217;t blame him who doesn&#8217;t like cheese who shouldve brought cookies lol jk</div>
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		<title>By: Mad Red Queen</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/smugglers/the-gouda-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-21294</link>
		<dc:creator>Mad Red Queen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"A BULKY package?! Sir, sir, what is this you're smuggling?! Drugs?"

  "No, senior."

  "O...k... Ummm... A DEAD body?!"

  "No, senior."

  "O.K... *is joking* lemme guess... some of Mexico's best moldy cheese?"

  "*Gasps* How did you know, senior?!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">&#8220;A BULKY package?! Sir, sir, what is this you&#8217;re smuggling?! Drugs?&#8221;</p>
<p>  &#8220;No, senior.&#8221;</p>
<p>  &#8220;O&#8230;k&#8230; Ummm&#8230; A DEAD body?!&#8221;</p>
<p>  &#8220;No, senior.&#8221;</p>
<p>  &#8220;O.K&#8230; *is joking* lemme guess&#8230; some of Mexico&#8217;s best moldy cheese?&#8221;</p>
<p>  &#8220;*Gasps* How did you know, senior?!&#8221;</p></div>
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		<dc:creator>indian xxx</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: scar tissue picture</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/smugglers/the-gouda-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-11947</link>
		<dc:creator>scar tissue picture</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 03:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody"><strong>scar tissue picture&#8230;</strong></p>
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		<title>By: D. Vineyard</title>
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		<dc:creator>D. Vineyard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"He said it reminded him of his girlfriend"

Which part?

...right. Sorry 'bout that one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">&#8220;He said it reminded him of his girlfriend&#8221;</p>
<p>Which part?</p>
<p>&#8230;right. Sorry &#8217;bout that one.</p></div>
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		<title>By: terry the god</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/smugglers/the-gouda-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-7838</link>
		<dc:creator>terry the god</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He said it reminded him of his girlfriend</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">He said it reminded him of his girlfriend</div>
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		<title>By: Jonnay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jonnay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Guys!  Of course he risked all that for cheese!  It's just as good as a drug!  Cheese makes EVERYTHING better.  What's better than a ham sandwich?  A ham and cheese sandwich, of course.  What's better than steak?  Cheese steak.  What's better than chicken?  Chicken Parmesan (Parmesan is a type of cheese, in case you didn't know).  Better than a hamburger?  Cheeseburger.  It really does make all things taste better.  It makes corn chips into nachos!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Guys!  Of course he risked all that for cheese!  It&#8217;s just as good as a drug!  Cheese makes EVERYTHING better.  What&#8217;s better than a ham sandwich?  A ham and cheese sandwich, of course.  What&#8217;s better than steak?  Cheese steak.  What&#8217;s better than chicken?  Chicken Parmesan (Parmesan is a type of cheese, in case you didn&#8217;t know).  Better than a hamburger?  Cheeseburger.  It really does make all things taste better.  It makes corn chips into nachos!</div>
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		<title>By: Fukuzawa Yuckichi</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/smugglers/the-gouda-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-5535</link>
		<dc:creator>Fukuzawa Yuckichi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Story cheesy.</description>
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		<title>By: Logan Hutchison</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/smugglers/the-gouda-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-5243</link>
		<dc:creator>Logan Hutchison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Honestly who would hide cheese for the first thing. Of course someone is gonna think something is up when there is 88 lbs. of it in your truck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">Honestly who would hide cheese for the first thing. Of course someone is gonna think something is up when there is 88 lbs. of it in your truck.</div>
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		<title>By: krazey</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/smugglers/the-gouda-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-4159</link>
		<dc:creator>krazey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>o'my flip he did what .....lol 

well i guess he must have really liked cheese......?!?!?!?!

CHEEZE MONKEYZ!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">o&#8217;my flip he did what &#8230;..lol </p>
<p>well i guess he must have really liked cheese&#8230;&#8230;?!?!?!?!</p>
<p>CHEEZE MONKEYZ!</p></div>
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		<title>By: Jon</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/smugglers/the-gouda-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-3691</link>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He... smuggled cheese...
what the hell?! o_O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">He&#8230; smuggled cheese&#8230;<br />
what the hell?! o_O</div>
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		<title>By: kiler</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/smugglers/the-gouda-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-2365</link>
		<dc:creator>kiler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>cheese CHEESE!!!! what does he think he is a mexican rat????




    no offence mexicans...-.-</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">cheese CHEESE!!!! what does he think he is a mexican rat????</p>
<p>    no offence mexicans&#8230;-.-</p></div>
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 15:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm going to be honest, I think this is absolutely hilarious!!!!! I mean seriously, he smuggled CHEESE!!! of all things I would think of smuggling illegally across the border, that would be the ast thing I would think of. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody">I&#8217;m going to be honest, I think this is absolutely hilarious!!!!! I mean seriously, he smuggled CHEESE!!! of all things I would think of smuggling illegally across the border, that would be the ast thing I would think of. <img src='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
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