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		<title>By: mm</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/smugglers/the-gouda-the-bad-and-the-ugly/comment-page-1/#comment-53477</link>
		<dc:creator>mm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 16:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>how is cheese ilegle now?
i mean its cheese
sure alot of it...but come on!
im not gonna go to jail for wanting to make 88 pounds of nacho cheese</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how is cheese ilegle now?<br />
i mean its cheese<br />
sure alot of it&#8230;but come on!<br />
im not gonna go to jail for wanting to make 88 pounds of nacho cheese</p>
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		<title>By: ROB</title>
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		<dc:creator>ROB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the funny thing about that is, the cheese was shot across the bow while the drugs came in right behind it! seriously there was prolly 20 trucks with cheese and 1 with dope crossing at the same time. and once again the smugglers won.... i live in the valley and i dont know any mexicans eating gouda? funny as hell though!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the funny thing about that is, the cheese was shot across the bow while the drugs came in right behind it! seriously there was prolly 20 trucks with cheese and 1 with dope crossing at the same time. and once again the smugglers won&#8230;. i live in the valley and i dont know any mexicans eating gouda? funny as hell though!</p>
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		<title>By: JoeT.</title>
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		<dc:creator>JoeT.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Mexican Cheese is good!!! I can&#039;t say I haven&#039;t smuggled cheese.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Mexican Cheese is good!!! I can&#8217;t say I haven&#8217;t smuggled cheese.</p>
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		<title>By: J.T.</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/smugglers/the-gouda-the-bad-and-the-ugly/comment-page-1/#comment-29688</link>
		<dc:creator>J.T.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why would somebody smuggle cheese?!</description>
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		<title>By: T-Ckraz-E</title>
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		<dc:creator>T-Ckraz-E</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow...dumbass people in the world unless he had some ganja hidden in all that cheese!!then hes one of my homies....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow&#8230;dumbass people in the world unless he had some ganja hidden in all that cheese!!then hes one of my homies&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Raclette</title>
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		<dc:creator>Raclette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Was it Swiss Cheese? All the holes would be good for stashing things into for smuggling.

Too bad he wasn&#039;t coming in to California. His response could have been &quot;It&#039;s the Cheese.&quot; 

:)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was it Swiss Cheese? All the holes would be good for stashing things into for smuggling.</p>
<p>Too bad he wasn&#8217;t coming in to California. His response could have been &#8220;It&#8217;s the Cheese.&#8221; </p>
<p> <img src='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Cory</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 10:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did they check to see if the cheese contained the drugs?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did they check to see if the cheese contained the drugs?</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ROFLMAO CHEESE lol i don&#039;t blame him who doesn&#039;t like cheese who shouldve brought cookies lol jk</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ROFLMAO CHEESE lol i don&#8217;t blame him who doesn&#8217;t like cheese who shouldve brought cookies lol jk</p>
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		<title>By: Mad Red Queen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mad Red Queen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;A BULKY package?! Sir, sir, what is this you&#039;re smuggling?! Drugs?&quot;

  &quot;No, senior.&quot;

  &quot;O...k... Ummm... A DEAD body?!&quot;

  &quot;No, senior.&quot;

  &quot;O.K... *is joking* lemme guess... some of Mexico&#039;s best moldy cheese?&quot;

  &quot;*Gasps* How did you know, senior?!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;A BULKY package?! Sir, sir, what is this you&#8217;re smuggling?! Drugs?&#8221;</p>
<p>  &#8220;No, senior.&#8221;</p>
<p>  &#8220;O&#8230;k&#8230; Ummm&#8230; A DEAD body?!&#8221;</p>
<p>  &#8220;No, senior.&#8221;</p>
<p>  &#8220;O.K&#8230; *is joking* lemme guess&#8230; some of Mexico&#8217;s best moldy cheese?&#8221;</p>
<p>  &#8220;*Gasps* How did you know, senior?!&#8221;</p>
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		<dc:creator>indian xxx</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: scar tissue picture</title>
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		<dc:creator>scar tissue picture</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 03:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>scar tissue picture&#8230;</strong></p>
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		<title>By: D. Vineyard</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/smugglers/the-gouda-the-bad-and-the-ugly/comment-page-1/#comment-10586</link>
		<dc:creator>D. Vineyard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;He said it reminded him of his girlfriend&quot;

Which part?

...right. Sorry &#039;bout that one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;He said it reminded him of his girlfriend&#8221;</p>
<p>Which part?</p>
<p>&#8230;right. Sorry &#8217;bout that one.</p>
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		<title>By: terry the god</title>
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		<dc:creator>terry the god</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:44:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He said it reminded him of his girlfriend</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He said it reminded him of his girlfriend</p>
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		<title>By: Jonnay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jonnay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Guys!  Of course he risked all that for cheese!  It&#039;s just as good as a drug!  Cheese makes EVERYTHING better.  What&#039;s better than a ham sandwich?  A ham and cheese sandwich, of course.  What&#039;s better than steak?  Cheese steak.  What&#039;s better than chicken?  Chicken Parmesan (Parmesan is a type of cheese, in case you didn&#039;t know).  Better than a hamburger?  Cheeseburger.  It really does make all things taste better.  It makes corn chips into nachos!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guys!  Of course he risked all that for cheese!  It&#8217;s just as good as a drug!  Cheese makes EVERYTHING better.  What&#8217;s better than a ham sandwich?  A ham and cheese sandwich, of course.  What&#8217;s better than steak?  Cheese steak.  What&#8217;s better than chicken?  Chicken Parmesan (Parmesan is a type of cheese, in case you didn&#8217;t know).  Better than a hamburger?  Cheeseburger.  It really does make all things taste better.  It makes corn chips into nachos!</p>
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		<title>By: Fukuzawa Yuckichi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fukuzawa Yuckichi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Story cheesy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Story cheesy.</p>
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		<title>By: Logan Hutchison</title>
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		<dc:creator>Logan Hutchison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Honestly who would hide cheese for the first thing. Of course someone is gonna think something is up when there is 88 lbs. of it in your truck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Honestly who would hide cheese for the first thing. Of course someone is gonna think something is up when there is 88 lbs. of it in your truck.</p>
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		<title>By: krazey</title>
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		<dc:creator>krazey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>o&#039;my flip he did what .....lol 

well i guess he must have really liked cheese......?!?!?!?!

CHEEZE MONKEYZ!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>o&#8217;my flip he did what &#8230;..lol </p>
<p>well i guess he must have really liked cheese&#8230;&#8230;?!?!?!?!</p>
<p>CHEEZE MONKEYZ!</p>
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		<title>By: Jon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He... smuggled cheese...
what the hell?! o_O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8230; smuggled cheese&#8230;<br />
what the hell?! o_O</p>
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		<title>By: kiler</title>
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		<dc:creator>kiler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>cheese CHEESE!!!! what does he think he is a mexican rat????




    no offence mexicans...-.-</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>cheese CHEESE!!!! what does he think he is a mexican rat????</p>
<p>    no offence mexicans&#8230;-.-</p>
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 15:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m going to be honest, I think this is absolutely hilarious!!!!! I mean seriously, he smuggled CHEESE!!! of all things I would think of smuggling illegally across the border, that would be the ast thing I would think of. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to be honest, I think this is absolutely hilarious!!!!! I mean seriously, he smuggled CHEESE!!! of all things I would think of smuggling illegally across the border, that would be the ast thing I would think of. <img src='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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