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	<title>Dumb Criminals &#187; Arson</title>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Seared, Not Burnt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 01:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone should learn to cook, right? You don’t want to be that family who alternates between PB&#38;J sandwiches and chicken Mcnuggets as their constant nutritional income. Or worse, the family who throws parties and no one shows up, for fear of being either poisoned or disgusted into the next dimension.

One man in New York is [...]
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		<title>Burning Passion</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 00:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Relationships can be really difficult, can’t they? No matter if you’re arguing over what to name your first child or whether to order pizza or Chinese food, no two people are ever going to be in total agreement 24/7. Especially over something as dire as which horribly unhealthy food to eat for dinner.

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		<title>And I Thought Flat Irons Were Harmful</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<title>An Apology Would Have Sufficed…</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 23:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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Failed relationships seem to be a common theme in the world of crime. But how often does the criminal get arrested for trying to fix it?

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		<title>Your Stuff is on Fire, LOL</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hot Pursuit</title>
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