You would think it wouldn’t be a good idea to attack a horse with your shoe. After all, horses can kick your ass, not to mention your leg, your stomach, your arm and your head and his shoes are made with fire.
But it didn’t stop one woman from attacking a horse with a high heeled shoe, according to KEYE. Read more »
There’s a great saying that goes “When you’ve got ‘em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.” That phrase doesn’t apply to the police department.
A woman who grabbed an officer’s balls during an arrest has been jailed without bail, according to Read more »
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When you’re on trial for a certain type of crime, it’s not best to reenact that crime in front of the whole jury unless you really want a free apartment where your toilet is always five inches from your head while you sleep.
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Want proof that our national educational system is failing our children and that children are getting as smart as we might have hoped? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we proudly present (not so proudly actually) exhibit A.
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This guy who threw his own doodie at a judge puts the “ASS” in “assault.” You can guess where the rest of the puns go from here.
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Check out this guy, police are coming to question him about an assault complaint so he tries to escape from police through a window. The problem? He forgets that he’s 23 floors up from the pavement.
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ANOTHER ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #387: You know people are dumb when the guy swinging the hammer is the sanest of the bunch.
REPORTER: Hey, Thomas Kersey Milam of Bossier City, La.! You’ve just been found not guilty of misdemeanor aggravated assault? What are you gonna do now? Read more »
MILAM: (POW!)
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