Your Guilt is Written All Over Your Face
Friday, August 15th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults, Murderers • 5 Comments
It’s hard to know what’s going through the minds of certain people who don’t think things through. I imagine they are thinking about nachos and how they could totally learn the “Sandford & Son” theme song on an electric guitar.
One guy tried to pass off a fake name to police officers during his arrest but forgot he had his real name tattooed on his face, according to the AP.
Read more »
A Horse Gets Shoed
Friday, June 27th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults • 2 Comments
You would think it wouldn’t be a good idea to attack a horse with your shoe. After all, horses can kick your ass, not to mention your leg, your stomach, your arm and your head and his shoes are made with fire.
But it didn’t stop one woman from attacking a horse with a high heeled shoe, according to KEYE.
Read more »
And Now…Balls!
Monday, June 23rd, 2008 • Filed under Assaults, Cars, Drugs, Drunks • 1 Comment
There’s a great saying that goes “When you’ve got ‘em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.” That phrase doesn’t apply to the police department.
A woman who grabbed an officer’s balls during an arrest has been jailed without bail, according to
Read more »
A Hard Blow to His Case
Monday, May 19th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults • 7 Comments
When you’re on trial for a certain type of crime, it’s not best to reenact that crime in front of the whole jury unless you really want a free apartment where your toilet is always five inches from your head while you sleep.
Read more »
Not-So-Smart Asses
Friday, January 18th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults • 16 Comments
Want proof that our national educational system is failing our children and that children are getting as smart as we might have hoped? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we proudly present (not so proudly actually) exhibit A.
Read more »
The Straight Poop
Friday, January 11th, 2008 • Filed under Assaults, Other • 18 Comments
This guy who threw his own doodie at a judge puts the “ASS” in “assault.” You can guess where the rest of the puns go from here.
Read more »
The Not-So-Great Escape
Thursday, June 14th, 2007 • Filed under Assaults, Other • 4 Comments
Check out this guy, police are coming to question him about an assault complaint so he tries to escape from police through a window. The problem? He forgets that he’s 23 floors up from the pavement.
Read more »
Never Bring a Bat to a Weed Trimmer Fight
Saturday, September 2nd, 2006 • Filed under Assaults • 5 Comments
ANOTHER ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #387: You know people are dumb when the guy swinging the hammer is the sanest of the bunch.
Read more »