And Make Me a Sammich While You’re At It!
Monday, January 17th, 2011 • Filed under Assaults • 6 Comments
Believe it or not, EVERY family has problems. They might be as troubling as a great-uncle who wears high heels, or simply the fact that one toothbrush is always missing. However, this family wins the prize for being the most dangerously whacked out.
An Apology Would Have Sufficed…
Tuesday, January 4th, 2011 • Filed under Arson, Assaults • 4 Comments
Failed relationships seem to be a common theme in the world of crime. But how often does the criminal get arrested for trying to fix it?
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A Poetic Lesson In Self-Control
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010 • Filed under Assaults, Drunks, Guns • 5 Comments
You can burst out laughing during church
During school, you’re allowed to cry
But learn to control AT LEAST your anger
Or you might end up like this dumb guy
The Tell-Tale Neck
Friday, December 3rd, 2010 • Filed under Assaults • 8 Comments
What’s in a name? That which we call a criminal. By any other name, would be as dumb.
You Can Judge a Man By the Content of His Finger
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 • Filed under Assaults, Other • 12 Comments
I honestly believe that the universe allows every human being the opportunity to give one person the finger consequence free. Needless to say, this isn’t one of them.
A guy facing assault charges gave his judge the finger (yes that finger), according to the Daily Herald.
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When I Think About You, I Punch Myself
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 • Filed under Assaults, Cars, Drunks • 3 Comments
You ever hear the expression, “I did something so stupid that I could have hit myself”? Someone should tell this guy that’s just an expression.
A man who ran his car into at least four other cars got out of his car and punched himself, according to the Fort Worth Star Telegram.
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Paying the Toll
Thursday, March 26th, 2009 • Filed under Assaults • 1 Comment
It’s easy to forget just how much of our society is being monitored by video cameras. All of those cameras and all of those minutes of tape are bound to pick up a few moments of hilarity.
One camera picked that up when a disgruntled toll booth customer tried to fire a slingshot at a toll booth operator, according to the News Tribune.
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Arrested Development
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 • Filed under Assaults, Other, Robberies, Theft • 8 Comments
The cops arrest the wrong guy. A man sees the major mistake police have made and he realizes that he is the only one he can keep the wrong man from paying for someone else’s wrongdoing. He is…THE RIGHT GUY. Rated R, coming soon to a theater near you.
The New York Post reported one crook who actually told police he did it as they were hauling the wrong guy away.
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