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		<title>And Now&#8230;Tampons!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t fathom a reason why someone out there would want to steal a two ton shipment of feminine hygiene products and maybe I just really don&#8217;t want to because I like sleeping without waking up screaming. 
A woman or (even weirder) possibly a man stole more than a half a million worth of different [...]
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		<title>Under the Gun</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You shouldn&#8217;t take what doesn&#8217;t belong to you, especially if you&#8217;re using it to take something that doesn&#8217;t belong to you. 
A restaurant employee who wrestled a gun away from his attacker got the attacker pleading for him to give the gun back to him because it didn&#8217;t belong to him, according to WSOCTV.com.

The employee [...]
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		<title>Catching Hell for Your Cell</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cell phones are great. They give us instant access to communication and information at the click of a button. They allow to keep in constant contact with important people where ever we go. They constantly go off in movie theaters giving short tempered people a chance to increase their upper body strength with the cell [...]
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		<title>If You Love Something, Set It Free&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 03:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If it comes back to you, then you&#8217;ve found a sign of true love. If it comes back to you dead, then it&#8217;s a sign of sheer stupidity.

DORSET, England (BBC News) &#8212; Two rescue birds have died after a hole was cut in the fence of their aviary in order to let them free. 
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		<title>No Laughing Matter</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We here at Dumbcriminals.com like to have a good laugh now and again, but these girls are taking it a bit too far.

ACWORTH, Georgia (AP) &#8212; Georgia authorities Wednesday were searching for two young women, possibly teenagers, who robbed a supermarket bank branch, laughing as they held up a teller with nothing but sunglasses to [...]
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		<title>Stupor Size It</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tapeheads</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2006 04:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<title>Brownie Gets Burned</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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