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Running on Empty

Thursday, June 4th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Cars, Drugs, RobberiesComment

Times are tough. People are cutting back on all sorts of things: food, cable, regular pool cleanings, gas for the getaway car.

Two bank robbers were caught when their getaway car ran out of gas, according to CFNews13.com.

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Oh MySpace

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Robberies5 Comments

This has happened so many times, I’m starting to wonder if the human race is doomed to be overtaken. Not by monkeys, by rocks.

A bank robber was caught because he blogged about his crimes on MySpace, according to the AP.

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Loud is Not Allowed

Thursday, May 21st, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Robberies3 Comments

People who drive with their car radios turned up so loud that they can cause minor earthquakes shouldn’t be allowed to do so. In this case, I’ll make an exception.

A bank robber was caught because he fled the scene in a car with his radio cranked to the maximum volume, according to the Reading Eagle.

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If At First You Don’t Succeed, Break-In Again

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Robberies5 Comments

Crooks leaving their personal information at the scene of their crimes has happened time and time again. So imagine my surprise when one of them actually remembered not to leave it AND still got caught.

One man who robbed a bank actually left his information at the scene, then tried to break back in to get it before the police arrived, according to the News & Observer.

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A Blast from the Pants

Monday, April 27th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Other, Robberies2 Comments

Sometimes banks use explosive dye packs to protect their money once its been stolen. It’s a good idea not to put them in your pants.

One bank robber learned not to put the dye packs in his pants when they exploded after a recent bank robbery, according to KTRK in Houston.

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Have a Nice Day or I’ll Shoot

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Robberies3 Comments

Manners are important during these dark and selfish times. It always had that extra bit of sunshine to someone’s day. It doesn’t matter if you’re at school, at work or at the bank holding the joint up at gunpoint.

One bank robber told a teller to “Have a nice day” during a recent robbery attempt, according to the Minnesota Star-Tribune.

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Just Say No to 911

Friday, April 10th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Robberies4 Comments

The 911 number has done some great things in their time. They have provided us faster access to necessary services. They have increased response times to major emergencies. They have left a huge gaping loophole to catch not-so-bright criminals.

One bank robber actually called 911 after he knocked over a bank, according to the AP.

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Drive Thru Robbery

Friday, March 13th, 2009 • Filed under Banks, Robberies12 Comments

One bank robbery recently pulled one of the dumbest sounding crimes you’ll hear today…and actually got away with it.

A robber in Texas knocked over a bank through the drive-thru lane, according to the AP.

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