Dumb Criminals: Banks

This is a story that just defies all description. It needs no introduction. It cannot be described. It has to be seen to be believed. It cannot be read, it must be experienced. It is at least nine times more interesting than watching an elephant giving a cow a piggyback ride. No…more…wire…hangers!

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If you can afford to rent a limo, why would you want to rob a bank? I mean other than so you can afford the bill.

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Go to bank, check…
Pick up dry cleaning, check…
Drop kids off at soccer practice, check…
Return copies of “Hot Honeys in Tahiti Heat 3,” “Girls Gone Wild in Chernobyl” and “Sound of Music” to video store, check…
Rob bank, ________…

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We here at Dumbcriminals.com like to have a good laugh now and again, but these girls are taking it a bit too far.

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ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #872: Always dress for success, and that includes changing your clothes everyday.

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Banks are important but when it comes to marijuana, always remember that…uh, shoot. Always remember to, damn it I know this…

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ANOTHER ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #4772: If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. But if you write out your plans in crayon and glitter glue, chances are you’ll fail anyway.

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To the rest of the world, a cross-dressing bank robber might sound more out of the ordinary than a UFO landing, a Republican donating money to the ACLU or a good Celine Dion album. But to the residents of South Florida, it’s a Wednesday.

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