I Can Haz Moneh
Sunday, March 11th, 2012 • Filed under Break-Ins, Burglaries • 3 Comments
Little kids can be great. They cheer you up when you’re down, make you more attractive to the opposite sex, and are hilarious when swearing on Youtube.
Now Where Are The Dwarves?
Monday, February 20th, 2012 • Filed under Break-Ins • 2 Comments
I could never pay someone to clean my house. Like, what if they thought I was…a slob? That stuff is personal. Those are MY toothpaste globs, MY dirty socks lying everywhere, MY dust all over the TV. I can’t help but thinking I’ll be judged for the layer of grime that lovingly cocoons all of my possessions.