Dumb Criminals » Burglaries http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:40:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 And It’s Not Even Thanksgiving Yet http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/and-it%e2%80%99s-not-even-thanksgiving-yet/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/and-it%e2%80%99s-not-even-thanksgiving-yet/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:08:37 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2603
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  • Clearly, Nobody’s Home Acting is always a good talent to have and develop....
  • Make An Illegal U-Turn GPS’s are really something. I mean, who doesn’t want a...
  • And It’s Not Even Thanksgiving Yet As a kid, my belief in Santa Claus was always...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/make-yourself-at-home-2/feed/ 2     Fish ‘N Chips http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/fish-%e2%80%98n-chips/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/fish-%e2%80%98n-chips/#comments Tue, 12 Jul 2011 00:24:19 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2490
  • I Think I’ll Stick To Burger Time… One of the greatest mysteries presented over and over to...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/fish-%e2%80%98n-chips/feed/ 0     I’m High On…Your Pets http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i%e2%80%99m-high-on%e2%80%a6your-pets/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i%e2%80%99m-high-on%e2%80%a6your-pets/#comments Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:35:33 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2475
  • I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...
  • You Can’t Catch Me, I’m The Crazy Cake Woman! Today, it seems like you can’t turn on the TV...
  • Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i%e2%80%99m-high-on%e2%80%a6your-pets/feed/ 1     Your Mom http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/your-mom/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/your-mom/#comments Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:30:53 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2471
  • And It’s Not Even Thanksgiving Yet As a kid, my belief in Santa Claus was always...
  • Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...
  • Stay Together for the Lizards Sucks being stuck in the middle, doesn’t it? Nobody wants...
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  • “It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!” Is it just me, or has technology grown to be...
  • Gosh, Was It Not OBVIOUS?! Did you know that, technically, anything around you can be...
  • Make Yourself At Home Being a host is so stressful. First, you have to...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/like-this/feed/ 4     Down The Toilet…With the Rest of Your Criminal Career http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/down-the-toilet-with-the-rest-of-your-criminal-career/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/down-the-toilet-with-the-rest-of-your-criminal-career/#comments Sat, 19 Mar 2011 00:50:09 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2399
  • Your Mom It’s kind of awesome (but a little scary) when you...
  • “It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!” Is it just me, or has technology grown to be...
  • What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/down-the-toilet-with-the-rest-of-your-criminal-career/feed/ 3     “It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!” http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/its-coming-from-inside-the-house/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/its-coming-from-inside-the-house/#comments Wed, 16 Mar 2011 01:24:52 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2397
  • Just Slept Through My Alarm… Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea....
  • Wax On, Wax Off Wild animals are pretty scary. I mean, I’m sure not...
  • Down The Toilet…With the Rest of Your Criminal Career Germs…yuck. Although I’m sure you’re not the kind of person...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/its-coming-from-inside-the-house/feed/ 14     The Ghosts of Dumb Crimes Present http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/the-ghosts-of-dumb-crimes-present/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/the-ghosts-of-dumb-crimes-present/#comments Sat, 25 Dec 2010 02:48:26 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2299
  • Exactly How The Pilgrims Did It If you’ve been visiting us for a while, you probably...
  • So When Does The Movie Come Out? Although fiction and non-fiction are two complete opposites, it’s not...
  • No, That Was My Identical Twin! If you’re a big-time Spiderman junkie, you’re probably familiar with...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/the-ghosts-of-dumb-crimes-present/feed/ 4     And Now…Tampons! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/and-now-tampons/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/and-now-tampons/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:43:21 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2221
  • Hey, I Have One Just Like That! Note to My Inner Criminal Self: There are some things...
  • iDiots Going along with the technology theme…what is the big deal...
  • Steel Mor Milk People in mascot costumes are just obnoxious, aren’t they? Or...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/and-now-tampons/feed/ 15     They’re Not So Sharpie http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/theyre-not-so-sharpie/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/theyre-not-so-sharpie/#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:25:06 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2219
  • Your Mom It’s kind of awesome (but a little scary) when you...
  • I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/theyre-not-so-sharpie/feed/ 32     World’s Best Burglarizing Dad http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/worlds-best-burglarizing-dad/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/worlds-best-burglarizing-dad/#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:00:48 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2209
  • Please, Silence Your Handguns Movie theaters aren’t always the most pleasant places on Earth....
  • Where’s The Beef? While journeying through your teenage years, I have no doubt...
  • It’s Seared, Not Burnt Everyone should learn to cook, right? You don’t want to...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/worlds-best-burglarizing-dad/feed/ 3     Caught Crapping on Camera http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/caught-crapping-on-camera/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/caught-crapping-on-camera/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:09:14 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2198
  • Fish ‘N Chips Some crimes sound a little too dumb to be true....
  • “It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!” Is it just me, or has technology grown to be...
  • So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running? Don’t you wish it was easier to get that special...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/caught-crapping-on-camera/feed/ 8     You Can’t Spell “Big Stupid Morons” Without “G-P-S” http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/you-cant-spell-big-stupid-morons-without-g-p-s/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/you-cant-spell-big-stupid-morons-without-g-p-s/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 05:56:25 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2187
  • Steel Mor Milk People in mascot costumes are just obnoxious, aren’t they? Or...
  • I Think I’ll Stick To Burger Time… One of the greatest mysteries presented over and over to...
  • Ma’am, Your Groceries Are Swimming Some people are absolutely CRAZY about saving money. My parents,...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/you-cant-spell-big-stupid-morons-without-g-p-s/feed/ 3     Paid in Fool http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/paid-in-fool/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/paid-in-fool/#comments Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:47:12 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2138
  • Rap and Crime, How Typical Teens have such an attitude, don’t they? They think they...
  • iDiots Going along with the technology theme…what is the big deal...
  • Fish ‘N Chips Some crimes sound a little too dumb to be true....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/paid-in-fool/feed/ 5     Passed Out Fail http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/passed-out-fail/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/passed-out-fail/#comments Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:46:32 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2057
  • Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...
  • I’m High On…Your Pets At some point in everyone’s life, I’m sure something will...
  • Man’s Best Friend? Admit it, you’ve found yourself talking to animals at least...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/passed-out-fail/feed/ 2     Not the Top Cop http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/not-the-top-cop-2/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/not-the-top-cop-2/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:03:19 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1942
  • And It’s Not Even Thanksgiving Yet As a kid, my belief in Santa Claus was always...
  • “Like” This? Confession time! Like many others on the planet, I am...
  • Make Yourself At Home Being a host is so stressful. First, you have to...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/not-the-top-cop-2/feed/ 5     Catching Hell for Your Cell http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/catching-hell-for-your-cell/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/catching-hell-for-your-cell/#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:58:02 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1926
  • Pissed-at-Men Syndrome It’s funny, the thing teenagers get worked up over. So,...
  • iDiots Going along with the technology theme…what is the big deal...
  • So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running? Don’t you wish it was easier to get that special...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/catching-hell-for-your-cell/feed/ 5     Break-In Becomes Turned-In http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/break-in-becomes-turned-in/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/break-in-becomes-turned-in/#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:52:11 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1911
  • Your Mom It’s kind of awesome (but a little scary) when you...
  • What, This? No, It’s Just Chicken Pox! You know what would make me look REALLY cool? A...
  • Fish ‘N Chips Some crimes sound a little too dumb to be true....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/break-in-becomes-turned-in/feed/ 1     The Naked Truth http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/the-naked-truth/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/the-naked-truth/#comments Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:29:51 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1905
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  • Don’t Put THAT Through the Laundry Pockets have got to be the world’s greatest invention. Where...
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