I’m All For Innovation, But…
Sunday, September 25th, 2011 • Filed under Cars • 1 Comment
Some people just don’t know how to take care of things. They’re the kind of parents who raises a toddler on a diet of Sprite and Oreos, then complain when he can’t sit down for a period of time any longer than 20 seconds. Then the kid grows up a little, inherits the trait, and tries to take his pet goldfish for a walk.
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So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running?
Tuesday, April 19th, 2011 • Filed under Cars, Caught on tape, Robberies • Comment
Don’t you wish it was easier to get that special someone’s number? No more cheesy pick-up lines, excuses about school projects, or hands covered in smudged, undecipherable ink…it would be SO much better if that hottie from science just drove a van with his phone number plastered hugely on the side.
But He HAS His License!
Tuesday, April 12th, 2011 • Filed under Cars, Other Weapons, Theft • 1 Comment
As long as I can remember, I’ve always wanted a dog. Or a cat. Or a turtle, a ferret, a hamster, a fish, a hermit crab, a Capuchin monkey, a pony, a lizard, or all of the above. Instead, I wound up with a Webkinz.
YouTube Sensation…NOT
Tuesday, February 15th, 2011 • Filed under Cars, Caught on tape • 5 Comments
Isn’t the whole point of breaking the law trying to keep it somewhat secret? On the DL, incognito, under wraps, surreptitious, discreet? Call it what you will, but posting something on the World Wide Web is NOT a way to preserve its confidentiality.
Just Another Policeman Wannabe
Tuesday, February 8th, 2011 • Filed under Cars, Theft • 2 Comments
Paranoia is a common problem many people deal with. Although it seems like a rather silly condition (“OH my flipping goodness, that creepy, bearded guy across the street won’t stop looking at me…and now his dog is, too! What do they KNOWWW?”), it can be very hard to live with. And nobody knows better than this fellow, featured here on CantonRep.
Guess I Should’ve Rode My Kangaroo Instead…
Tuesday, January 25th, 2011 • Filed under Cars, Drunks • Comment
Owning your very own car is awesome, but with it comes many necessary evils. One of them is the hassle of taking it to an auto-repair shop. If you’ve ever found yourself faced with this task, you’re familiar with the mechanic’s habit of fixing more than what you thought was broken. And then charging you for it.
Mind If We Crash At Your Place?
Friday, January 21st, 2011 • Filed under Cars, Guns • 2 Comments
Car accidents are NEVER a good thing. Especially when you end up crashing right into the front door of the place you should definitely steer clear of. And no, sadly, this story doesn’t involve banana peels or red turtle shells.
Would You Like Sprinkles With That?
Friday, January 7th, 2011 • Filed under Cars, Robberies • 3 Comments
Valuable Lesson Number Two: Not EVERY creepy person is a criminal. Most of us have been out and about long enough to see our share of whackos. The guy in the Chuckie Cheese costume? No, not jail material. The old lady in your neighborhood with a license in taxidermy? Very creepy, but not illegal.