Totally Trucked
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks • 4 Comments
The key to avoiding trouble is identifying problems. If the first thought you have after getting wasted is “How am I going to get home?”, congrats. You’ve identified a problem.
A man driving drunk plowed his car into a fire truck, according to WBBM.com.
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Fast Moving Violations
Friday, October 23rd, 2009 • Filed under Cars • 2 Comments
How do you rack up 15 moving violations in 11 minutes? Forgetting to wear a seat belt is a good start.
One driver did just that in Switzerland, according to the AP.
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Man and Car on Fire
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks • 4 Comments
Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Drinking and driving a car that’s on fire should never even cross your mind. If it does, drinking won’t help make it go away.
Police arrested the driving of a flaming car with driving while intoxicated, according to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review.
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Key Lame Pie
Monday, October 12th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs • 12 Comments
This case isn’t really a textbook definition of dumb, but it’s in the ballpark. If anything, it makes staying awake in high school chemistry a necessity.
A man caught with more than 1,700 pounds of pot on his person tried to hide the scent of his stash with limes, according to the Asheville Citizen-Times.
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The Dumb People’s Court
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs, Drunks • 3 Comments
It’s never a good idea to piss off a court judge, especially by doing it before you’ve even entered their courtroom.
One man learned that lesson when he got busted for selling drugs while he was on his way to court on his pending drug charges, according to The Oregonian.
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before…
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs • 15 Comments
Two wrongs never make a right. And that doesn’t necessarily mean that any odd number of total wrongs does equal a right. I was never good with math.
A guy trying to smuggle 5 kilos of heroin got caught because he ran a stop light, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.
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Handicapped in the Head
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Con-artists, Theft • 1 Comment
You have to wonder the logic of some people this world. Don’t wonder too hard. You’ll hurt your brain.
One criminal known as the “Sticky Note Bandit” got caught because she parked her car in a handicapped zone while committing one of her crimes, according to KCRA.
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No Parent of the Year
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs • 4 Comments
You have to wonder why some parents chose to become parents. I like to think they didn’t choose to become parents. They just chose whiskey instead of a library card.
One parent who left their child in a car during a drug deal called police when she couldn’t remember where she left the car, according to WPVI.
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