Driving While Inane
Wednesday, June 16th, 2010 • Filed under Cars, Drunks • 5 Comments
Drinking and driving is never funny, but I’m willing to make an exception in this case.
A man celebrating the end of his 20 year jail sentence for driving while intoxicated get busted for driving while intoxicated, according to the Associated Press.
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Missing Something? Other Than a Brain…
Monday, June 14th, 2010 • Filed under Cars, Drugs, Drunks • 8 Comments
No matter how many times this happens, it still never ceases to amaze me. Even if it happens more than once in a same emergency call.
A man who called police to report a theft including his pot in the list of missing items…and then it gets weird, according to the The Oregonian.
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Totally Trucked
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks • 8 Comments
The key to avoiding trouble is identifying problems. If the first thought you have after getting wasted is “How am I going to get home?”, congrats. You’ve identified a problem.
A man driving drunk plowed his car into a fire truck, according to WBBM.com.
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Fast Moving Violations
Friday, October 23rd, 2009 • Filed under Cars • 2 Comments
How do you rack up 15 moving violations in 11 minutes? Forgetting to wear a seat belt is a good start.
One driver did just that in Switzerland, according to the AP.
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Man and Car on Fire
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drunks • 4 Comments
Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Drinking and driving a car that’s on fire should never even cross your mind. If it does, drinking won’t help make it go away.
Police arrested the driving of a flaming car with driving while intoxicated, according to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review.
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Key Lame Pie
Monday, October 12th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs • 12 Comments
This case isn’t really a textbook definition of dumb, but it’s in the ballpark. If anything, it makes staying awake in high school chemistry a necessity.
A man caught with more than 1,700 pounds of pot on his person tried to hide the scent of his stash with limes, according to the Asheville Citizen-Times.
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The Dumb People’s Court
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs, Drunks • 4 Comments
It’s never a good idea to piss off a court judge, especially by doing it before you’ve even entered their courtroom.
One man learned that lesson when he got busted for selling drugs while he was on his way to court on his pending drug charges, according to The Oregonian.
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before…
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs • 17 Comments
Two wrongs never make a right. And that doesn’t necessarily mean that any odd number of total wrongs does equal a right. I was never good with math.
A guy trying to smuggle 5 kilos of heroin got caught because he ran a stop light, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.
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