If I’ve said it once, I’ve said 7,514 times: drinking and driving don’t ever mix. Don’t do it. I know the cars have cup holders and you think that that will make the driving experience safer because that makes it “hands-free,” but it’s still flat out wrong.
That didn’t stop one woman from driving drunk, crashing into a convenience store and then trying to buy a pack of beer in the same convenience store, according to the AP. Read more »
Everyone’s suffering. Parents have to pay double at the pump just to get their kids to school everyday. College students have to smoke less pot in order to have enough money to make it to class so they can’t find a parking spot. Thieves are having to steal twice as much gas just to make a clean getaway.
It’s gotten so bad that one guy tried to steal a whole tanker truck worth of gas, according to KOIN News 6. Read more »
There’s a great saying that goes “When you’ve got ‘em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.” That phrase doesn’t apply to the police department.
A woman who grabbed an officer’s balls during an arrest has been jailed without bail, according to Read more »
Who doesn’t like pizza? Apparently, not this guy, which would mean that he does since it’s a double negative.
According to the Dayton Daily News, a man got sentenced for stealing a truck load of frozen pizzas, crashing the car during a police chase and then reporting the crashed car as stolen two weeks later. Read more »
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is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is…moving on.
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Women never cease to amaze me. They complain constantly about men’s lack of organization and cleanliness and yet their purses are jungles of femininity. I’ve seen women take machetes to get to the bottom of them just so they can find change for toll booths.
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Drinking and driving is never a good idea and neither is driving again after the police just pulled you over for drinking and driving.
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I’ve never understood why men have this subconscious tendency to avoid asking for directions under any circumstances. That’s why I have to say I’m a bit proud this man took the initiative to stop and ask where he was going. I immediately took it back when I read the rest of the story.
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