http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:40:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/im-all-for-innovation-but/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/im-all-for-innovation-but/#comments Mon, 26 Sep 2011 02:05:10 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2546

Fish ‘N Chips Some crimes sound a little too dumb to be true....

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The Family Business Texting just really doesn’t get us anywhere, does it? Other...

“Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen” Throughout the entirely too large number of incidents involving failed...

Clearly, Nobody’s Home Acting is always a good talent to have and develop....

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I’m All For Innovation, But… Some people just don’t know how to take care of...

Hungry? Justice is Served! There’s no denying that eating is a necessity. Maybe even...

Food, Glorious Food Some people take nutrition a little TOO seriously. I mean,...

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No, That Was My Identical Twin! If you’re a big-time Spiderman junkie, you’re probably familiar with...

Stick It To The Man Food for thought: Maybe the crime is completely acceptable, and...

The Family Who Eats Together… Women can get a little crazy over their food. If...

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Cliche Clue…De Ja Vu Hide-and-seek….the best childhood game ever invented. Unless, of course, you...

“Like” This? Confession time! Like many others on the planet, I am...

God’s Watching The Apples Sometimes, little kids are right about things…for example, church really...

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Should’ve Put A Ring On It Somewhere, there’s probably an officially archived list of things NOT...

So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running? Don’t you wish it was easier to get that special...

Where’s The Beef? While journeying through your teenage years, I have no doubt...

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Scary Dairy The economy is pretty whacked out these days. Everyone is...

So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running? Don’t you wish it was easier to get that special...

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Just Slept Through My Alarm… Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea....

Rap and Crime, How Typical Teens have such an attitude, don’t they? They think they...

Make An Illegal U-Turn GPS’s are really something. I mean, who doesn’t want a...

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Oh, And You’re Fired Old people can get a little crazy, can’t they? I...

What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...

Well, THAT’S Not a Pick-Up Line Some guys just won’t take no for an answer. Of...

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Been A Pleasu–BAM! People are always weird about money, it seems. “Hey Jeff,...

Hungry? Justice is Served! There’s no denying that eating is a necessity. Maybe even...

But He HAS His License! As long as I can remember, I’ve always wanted a...

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Burning Passion Relationships can be really difficult, can’t they? No matter if...

Scary Dairy The economy is pretty whacked out these days. Everyone is...

Mother-In-Training Babysitting is not a bad job, in terms of the...

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Just Another Policeman Wannabe Paranoia is a common problem many people deal with. Although...

Scary Dairy The economy is pretty whacked out these days. Everyone is...

Make Yourself At Home Being a host is so stressful. First, you have to...

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Burning Passion Relationships can be really difficult, can’t they? No matter if...

Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...

“I Don’t Want To Cause No Fuss” Ever since early youth, I took great pleasure in making...

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Hey, I Have One Just Like That! Note to My Inner Criminal Self: There are some things...

And Remember To Floss At Least Once A Day… Although this website is dedicated to cretin criminals and foolish...

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Make An Illegal U-Turn GPS’s are really something. I mean, who doesn’t want a...

It’s Seared, Not Burnt Everyone should learn to cook, right? You don’t want to...

I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...

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I Might Even Have A Coupon Some people advertise WAY too much. Yes, I know you’re...

Where’s The Beef? While journeying through your teenage years, I have no doubt...

Just Another Policeman Wannabe Paranoia is a common problem many people deal with. Although...

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Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...

And I Thought Flat Irons Were Harmful Why do girls always fall for the jerks? Is it...

Hey, I Have One Just Like That! Note to My Inner Criminal Self: There are some things...

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“I Don’t Want To Cause No Fuss” Ever since early youth, I took great pleasure in making...

Ma’am, Your Groceries Are Swimming Some people are absolutely CRAZY about saving money. My parents,...

“Stay Away From Jazz and Liquor” Some rules seem completely unnecessary. Having lived through ALL of...

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One-piece, Bikini, or Full-Body Armor? With the end of summer approaching, people get a little...

What, This? No, It’s Just Chicken Pox! You know what would make me look REALLY cool? A...

I’m All For Innovation, But… Some people just don’t know how to take care of...

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