Don’t Drink and Drive and Drive
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Drinking and driving is never a good idea and neither is driving again after the police just pulled you over for drinking and driving.
Dumb Criminals: Cars
The Camera Adds 10 Years
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I’ve never understood why men have this subconscious tendency to avoid asking for directions under any circumstances. That’s why I have to say I’m a bit proud this man took the initiative to stop and ask where he was going. I immediately took it back when I read the rest of the story.
Gas Problems
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I know gas prices are about as high as half the population of California right now, but this is ridiculous. Waaaa, waaaa, waaaaaaaaa.
This Car is a Steal
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If I said it before, I’ve said it 1,487 times. Never, never go to a police station to complain about police seizing your money from a drug arrest in a stolen car.
Introducing the 2007 GeUh-Oh
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Trying to outrun the police in a Geo? Yeah, how’s that working for ya?
A Chief Concern
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I’ve always wondered what the weirdest vehicle that anyone ever drove drunk could be. This isn’t it, but it’s an actual thought I’ve had. Here’s some of the favorites my mind came up with when it wasn’t thinking about boobies: the Mystery Machine, the car from “My Mother, the Car,” the Delorian from “Back to the Future,” a Delorian, the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
Doughnut Do This
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Far be it from us to perpetuate stereotypes and cliches surrounding our police officers. We’re grateful for the job they do and don’t wish to smear their reputations for the sake of a cheap joke. The problem is we’re also huge hypocrites and love cheap jokes the way Charlie Sheen loves cheap whores.
Out of Gas, Brains
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Gas prices has become an issue that’s really stuck in my craw. Any issue where it directly affects my pocketbook, checking account or ability to sell a kidney will always tick me off.
