Dumb Criminals

The True Cost of Gas Prices

June 25, 2008 · Filed under Cars, Theft · Comments (1)

Everyone’s suffering. Parents have to pay double at the pump just to get their kids to school everyday. College students have to smoke less pot in order to have enough money to make it to class so they can’t find a parking spot. Thieves are having to steal twice as much gas just to make a clean getaway.

It’s gotten so bad that one guy tried to steal a whole tanker truck worth of gas, according to KOIN News 6.

And Now…Balls!

June 23, 2008 · Filed under Assaults, Cars, Drugs, Drunks · Comments

There’s a great saying that goes “When you’ve got ‘em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.” That phrase doesn’t apply to the police department.

A woman who grabbed an officer’s balls during an arrest has been jailed without bail, according to SeaCoastOnline.com.

A Slice of Dumbness

June 16, 2008 · Filed under Cars, Theft · Comments

Who doesn’t like pizza? Apparently, not this guy, which would mean that he does since it’s a double negative.

According to the Dayton Daily News, a man got sentenced for stealing a truck load of frozen pizzas, crashing the car during a police chase and then reporting the crashed car as stolen two weeks later.

The Worst Thing You Can Do is Repeat Yourself. The Worst Thing You Can Do…

June 11, 2008 · Filed under Cars, Drunks · Comments

is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is repeat yourself. The worst thing you can do is…moving on.

A Few Heroin Bricks Short of a Wall

May 29, 2008 · Filed under Cars, Drugs · Comments (1)

Women never cease to amaze me. They complain constantly about men’s lack of organization and cleanliness and yet their purses are jungles of femininity. I’ve seen women take machetes to get to the bottom of them just so they can find change for toll booths.

Don’t Drink and Drive and Drive

April 29, 2008 · Filed under Cars, Drunks · Comments (7)

Drinking and driving is never a good idea and neither is driving again after the police just pulled you over for drinking and driving.

The Camera Adds 10 Years

April 25, 2008 · Filed under Cars, Kidnappings · Comments (4)

I’ve never understood why men have this subconscious tendency to avoid asking for directions under any circumstances. That’s why I have to say I’m a bit proud this man took the initiative to stop and ask where he was going. I immediately took it back when I read the rest of the story.