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		<title>Masks Are Too Mainstream&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 01:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all know people who are ashamed of their looks. Then we know people who are “ashamed of their looks”. You know what I’m talking about, the teenage girls who take eight million Facebook webcam photos of themselves, all with a caption like “omgg look how uglyy i am &#60;/3”. And the comments below are [...]
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		<title>iDiots</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 22:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Going along with the technology theme…what is the big deal with Apple products? What if I DON’T want my cell phone to play music, surf the net, voice-text 400 people at a time, AND shave my legs for me?
But iPads are definitely popular right now. Apparently, even among criminals. (Hey, THEY need to shave, too.) [...]
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<li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/its-coming-from-inside-the-house/' rel='bookmark' title='&#8220;It&#8217;s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!&#8221;'>&#8220;It&#8217;s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!&#8221;</a> <small>Is it just me, or has technology grown to be...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/%e2%80%9cstreaming-flaxen-waxen%e2%80%9d/' rel='bookmark' title='“Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen”'>“Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen”</a> <small>Throughout the entirely too large number of incidents involving failed...</small></li>
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		<title>Fish ‘N Chips</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 00:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some crimes sound a little too dumb to be true. Like, something from a Disney Channel show. Except criminal activity involves prisons and money instead of hideous outfits and even worse acting….
According to Local 12, this man in Cincinnati isn’t exactly main character material.  He broke into a potato chip plant, and proceeded to steal [...]
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		<title>God’s Watching The Apples</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/god%e2%80%99s-watching-the-apples/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 01:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes, little kids are right about things…for example, church really IS boring. I mean, you have to sit there and be quiet for a whole hour, and you’re not even watching a movie. Most of the time, the walls and surrounding people suddenly become the most fascinating objects ever to grace your vision, and you’re [...]
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		<title>I’m Watching You….No, Like, Really, I Am</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know what’s a major bummer? When the thing you’re stealing tells on you. And apparently, that doesn’t happen just in kidnapping cases.
According to ListVerse, two burglars in Texas decided it would be a brilliant idea to rob a store that sells security cameras. Yup, they were trying to obtain the exact thing that criminals [...]
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		<title>“Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen”</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 02:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throughout the entirely too large number of incidents involving failed robberies, people have stolen some REALLY weird things. I mean, what can you do with half of a human head, or a giant inflatable chicken? And believe it or not, those are actual occurrences. (So that&#8217;s where my Christmas decorations went.)
But it gets grosser…according to CBS, [...]
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		<title>So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don’t you wish it was easier to get that special someone’s number? No more cheesy pick-up lines, excuses about school projects, or hands covered in smudged, undecipherable ink…it would be SO much better if that hottie from science just drove a van with his phone number plastered hugely on the side.

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		<title>No, That Was My Identical Twin!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 02:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you’re a big-time Spiderman junkie, you’re probably familiar with the underrated super villain known as Mysterio. Although he hasn’t appeared in any of the movies, this guy’s got quite a back story. Not to mention killer skills. Like the time he duplicated himself in attempt to surround and confuse our beloved web-slinging hero.

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		<title>YouTube Sensation&#8230;NOT</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 03:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn’t the whole point of breaking the law trying to keep it somewhat secret? On the DL, incognito, under wraps, surreptitious, discreet? Call it what you will, but posting something on the World Wide Web is NOT a way to preserve its confidentiality.

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		<title>The Ghosts of Dumb Crimes Present</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 02:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is no end to the stupidity and recklessness of teenage boys. Time has seen it all; from George Washington hacking away at his father’s precious fruit-bearing plant, to Bart Simpson’s many acts of town vandalism. However, this story from Spy Gadgets may have topped the charts.

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		<title>How Not to Break Down a Door</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 03:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, a key works a lot better than your head. That&#8217;s a lesson I learned from experience. 
Another burglar learned the same lesson when they tried to bum rush a locked door and hurt themselves in the process, according to the St. Petersburg Times.

A security camera video, which we have graciously embedded below [...]
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