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		<title>Handicapped in the Head</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have to wonder the logic of some people this world. Don&#8217;t wonder too hard. You&#8217;ll hurt your brain. 
One criminal known as the &#8220;Sticky Note Bandit&#8221; got caught because she parked her car in a handicapped zone while committing one of her crimes, according to KCRA.

The scheme worked like this. The &#8220;bandit&#8221; and one [...]
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		<title>Good Cop, Fake Cop</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:39:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story deserves quite possibly the biggest Nelson Muntz laugh since that time in the fifth grade when Yunni Lee tried to chug his milk at lunch and laughed real hard and when nothing came out his nose, he started crying skim. So all together now, real loud. Lemme here ya (big breath)&#8230;HA HA!

BOHEMIA, N.Y. [...]
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		<title>Wendy&#8217;s Old Fashioned Handburgers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the woman in California who faked finding a severed human finger in her chili at Wendy&#8217;s? I wonder whatever happened to her? (insert harp flashback music and blur)&#8230;
 SAN JOSE, California (Reuters) &#8211; A couple [Anna Ayala and Jaime Plascencia] who planted a human finger in a bowl of chili at a Wendy&#8217;s fast [...]
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