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Jerk in the Box No, don’t worry overweight America. This story isn’t about a...

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The Dumb People’s Court It’s never a good idea to piss off a court...

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Cop (and Brain) and a Half It’s hard to understand the logic of people who impersonate...

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Underwhaaa? When you enter into public life, you have to sacrifice...

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