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		<title>It’s Okay, We’re Authorized</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hypocrites just drive you nuts, don’t they? They’re almost as bad as actual hippos. Except nobody thinks to spend time filming 3-hour long TV specials detailing their feeding and mating habits. Of course, it would probably just be footage of a bunch of things you aren’t supposed to do.

You’d think at least cops would follow [...]
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		<title>If This Van&#8217;s a Smokin&#8217;, Somebody&#8217;s Tokin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You would think the police officer exams that are administered by departments would come with a common sense exam, but who the hell are we going to get to write it up? Heh, that was almost poetry. 
Three cops were caught smoking pot in a police van, according to KGMB9.com.

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		<title>Jerk in the Box</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:47:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why would anyone eat fast food? Better yet, why would anyone want it faster? If it tastes that bad fast, imagine what it&#8217;s like when you&#8217;re doing a rush job of it. 
One cop in Denver didn&#8217;t care how long it took evidenced by the gun he pulled on a clerk because they weren&#8217;t filling [...]
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		<title>Not the Top Cop</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s always sad when a police officer breaks the law. The very people sworn to protect us from the tyranny of injustice becoming part of that tyranny brings a tear to my eye, unless they do something really stupid in the process of committing such a crime. Then it brings a tear to my funny [...]
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		<title>Check, Check, Check the Police</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<title>Cop with a Brain and a Half</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Gouda, the Bree and the Ugly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<title>Why Men Don&#8217;t Ask for Directions</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2006 11:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ravenwood</dc:creator>
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&#8220;In jail for [...]
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		<title>You Can&#8217;t Spell &#8220;Victoria&#8217;s Secret&#8221; Without C-I-A</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 05:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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