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		<title>Rap and Crime, How Typical</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 17:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teens have such an attitude, don’t they? They think they can get away with anything, just because they suddenly have the ability of legal self-transportation. Or they think they’re invincible, and try stupid things. Not…that…I…wouldknowanythingaboutthatwhatsoever.

One 17 year-old in College Station decided to try his hand at counterfeiting. Unfortunately…lunch ladies aren’t ones to be fooled. He [...]
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		<title>Not Thinking Outside (or Inside) of the Box</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some plans don&#8217;t get thought out to their fullest extent. This one probably never even went down on paper. 
A man trying to smuggle turtles into the country illegally was caught when he put them in a box marked &#8220;scorpions,&#8221; according to Reuters.

The scorpions label prompted a border agent to check the contents of the [...]
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		<title>Funny Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You would be surprised how easy it is to make counterfeit money. What won&#8217;t surprise you is how hard it is to pass it off as real money. 
A counterfeiter tried to pass off a photocopied bill as a real one, according to the Sheboygan Press.

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		<title>No Words Can Adequately Describe The Shock You&#8217;ll Experience When Read This Story of a Woman Who Had Sex With a Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s not a joke or some kind of witty way of introducing this story of a woman who got caught having sex with a dog. If I had one, I wouldn&#8217;t still be working in a dump like this. 
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		<title>Not-So-Funny Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<title>Stripped</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Bailing Away</title>
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