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		<title>Not Thinking Outside (or Inside) of the Box</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some plans don&#8217;t get thought out to their fullest extent. This one probably never even went down on paper. 
A man trying to smuggle turtles into the country illegally was caught when he put them [...]


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		<title>Funny Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You would be surprised how easy it is to make counterfeit money. What won&#8217;t surprise you is how hard it is to pass it off as real money. 
A counterfeiter tried to pass off a [...]


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		<title>No Words Can Adequately Describe The Shock You&#8217;ll Experience When Read This Story of a Woman Who Had Sex With a Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s not a joke or some kind of witty way of introducing this story of a woman who got caught having sex with a dog. If I had one, I wouldn&#8217;t still be working in [...]


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		<title>Not-So-Funny Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s an expression that goes &#8220;shooting yourself in the foot.&#8221; This guy just unloaded a whole clip into his Airwalks, which would be really funny if this were the 1980s and everyone wore Airwalks.

According to [...]


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		<title>Stripped</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Strip clubs are natural brain tranquilizers for men. Guys go in and see all those naked ladies and their brains lock up faster than an iMac. How do I know that? A friend told me.

So [...]


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		<title>I&#8217;m Bailing Away</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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